Sexy, but dangerous. Wanted in multiple states for aggravated aggravation by a repeat aggravator with intent to aggravate. Born a good blue-blooded Kansas boy on the hard streets of El Dorado. As a youth, I joined the crips and bloods simultaneously and accidentally became a crud…then (for some reason) I spent the best years of my life living in Ft. Bragg North Carolina. I am currently living back home in El Dorado and now I am working on creating a New BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.
In my spare time I enjoy Shooting Pool, Riding Motorcycles, Hanging out at the Lake, Reading a Good Book, Watching Movies, Playing Sports, and selling my vital organs for money and spending time with the ones I love.
So, if you are not impressed by my social prowess, flawless facial features, Pulitzer Prize level writing ability, impeccable physique, god like moral strength, unnecessary modesty, or ability to shake my ***, let me also make you aware that I am one of the best prank callers in the nation.
But on a more serious note... I do enjoy humor and making people laugh. I am a Honest and Real Person. I go to Church and strive to have good moral views. I Strive everyday to be a better man. I do not play games and I hate Drama..
So now I bet you are wondering...
So, what do I do for a living? Let me see hereerr, I’m a part time astronaut -- well that’s not 100% true. Let’s just say I have a very lucrative job as a quality control tester for the good Citizens of Butler County. If you call 911 with an emergency I probably have either talked to you or possibly heard about it.
So, if you’ve read this far I bet you are thinking:
This has got to be a fake bio, right?
Ok, you got me, I'm not a part time astronaut. The rest of the sh*tis 100% true.
Pretty silly, eh?