Hey! Ready to be captivated and enthralled? Well, look further! This will totally not be a dry and informative read, meant to put you to sleep more than to stir the spark of attraction. Go ahead! Its okay. Its actually physically impossible for this page to bite you.
I am sarcastic and exaggerate for effect (I mock! I'm a mocker), but I'm also quite up-front and honest, which is a combination I'm sure you've never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever seen on here before. I'm sure.
(Update: added 2 more "evers". It was entirely necessary.)
I enjoy singing (horribly), but that mostly comes out with alcohol. I'm into most any kind of Rock music (Metal and Punk specifically) (Metal more specifically, but not with a ton of screaming. I like a song to sound like music), and some things beyond. Though, I don't exclude entire genres. There's always a couple good songs in places you wouldn't expect. I enjoy Stephen King, Evil Dead, Repo, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, stimulating conversation (among other stimulating things), video and board games, Cards Against Humanity!, concerts and the internet. (Ask me more!)
I like a girl with confidence, who isn't always apologizing for things that aren't even wrong. I also like an independent woman. I have friends, and like to hang out with them. You should too. I'm cool with tattoos and weird hair colours and everything. I don't have any piercings myself, but I did just get a tattoo. Still trying to find what I want to put on my body that would last forever. As for specific character traits and interests, I'm open to quite a lot.
No drugs or smoking, though. Hard line on that.
So, if you consider yourself my kind of awesome, hit me up with a message, or respond to the one I send you.
Get together for drinks - coffee, milkshakes, beer, whatever. Somewhere to get to know each other, or do something interesting.
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you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 19 and 28.
Live in Canada
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke
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