First and foremost, I will start by saying that I am almost NEVER serious. I feel like life is too short to waste by being a stick in the mud. I don't do well with people who are too uptight to laugh at themselves. Being a wet mop is never fun..BOO!!
I'm sarcastic and witty. I'm typically "the life of the party" and will say anything to get a rise out of you. But no worries, it's all in good fun :) I love to laugh, it's my favorite thing to do. A great sense of humor will get you everywhere with me! Most definitely the key to my heart. Well, besides stunningly good looks.. ;)
I say what I mean, and mean what I say. There is never any guessing games with me. God did NOT bless me with a very good poker face, sooo if I'm thinking it, you'll know it.
While I am a jokester at heart, I am strictly NO BULLSHIT! I'm not the kind of girl who takes orders. If I wanted to wear a leash, I would be down at one of those S&M clubs. ;)
I love the sun, it's my remedy! Beaches, sand, tans.. LOVE IT! 3
I hate hypocrisy, it's the WORST! People should really make sure that their hands are clean before they judge! Live and let live, I say! How boring would the world be if we were all the same? I LOVE intelligent guys.. Such a turn on! If you can keep up with this crazy mind of mine, and keep me on my toes..that is an absolute plus! (and difficult task, btw)
Pet peeve: people talking with frogs in their throats and couldn't be bothered to clear it.. EWE! I KNOW they hear it! Why do they just leave it there? CLEAR YOUR THROAT! Ya know?
I can't do feet, not the biggest fan, they creep me out.
I'm obsessed with hand sanitizer, I guess you could say i have a slight case of OCD. I can be high maintenance.. But what girl can't, right? I absolutely HATE those NSPCA commercials with the abused animals.. breaks my heart!
I have a 5 lb yorkie that I am absolutely in LOVE with!! :)
Let me just quickly say this, because I am constantly getting messages about not responding.
If I do not respond to your message, it's because I'm simply not interested. I appreciate the time taken to throw me a message, but, this is a dating site... I am not obligated to respond to anyone. Getting offended is just ridiculous! And sending multiple messages isn't getting you anywhere either.. In fact, it's profoundly annoying!