First and foremost, I will start by saying that I am almost NEVER serious. I feel like life is too short to waste by being a stick in the mud. I don't do well with people who are too uptight to laugh at themselves. Being a wet mop is never fun..BOO!!
I'm sarcastic and witty. I'm typically "the life of the party" and will say anything to get a rise out of you. But no worries, it's all in good fun :) I love to laugh, it's my favorite thing to do. A great sense of humor will get you everywhere with me! Most definitely the key to my heart. Well, besides stunningly good looks.. ;)
I say what I mean, and mean what I say. There is never any guessing games with me. God did NOT bless me with a very good poker face, sooo if I'm thinking it, you'll know it.
While I am a jokester at heart, I am strictly NO BULLSHIT! I'm not the kind of girl who takes orders. If I wanted to wear a leash, I would be down at one of those S&M clubs. ;)
I love the sun, it's my remedy! Beaches, sand, tans.. LOVE IT! 3
I hate hypocrisy, it's the WORST! People should really make sure that their hands are clean before they judge! Live and let live, I say! How boring would the world be if we were all the same? I LOVE intelligent guys.. Such a turn on! If you can keep up with this crazy mind of mine, and keep me on my toes..that is an absolute plus! (and difficult task, btw)
Pet peeve: people talking with frogs in their throats and couldn't be bothered to clear it.. EWE! I KNOW they hear it! Why do they just leave it there? CLEAR YOUR THROAT! Ya know?
I can't do feet, not the biggest fan, they creep me out.
I'm obsessed with hand sanitizer, I guess you could say i have a slight case of OCD. I can be high maintenance.. But what girl can't, right? I absolutely HATE those NSPCA commercials with the abused animals.. breaks my heart!
I have a 6 lb yorkie that I am absolutely in LOVE with!! :)
I'm also a single mother of a beautiful baby girl... She is very much apart of my everyday life. She's my number one, and will continue to be my number one for the remainder of my time here on this earth. It's all about her, always, 100% of the time. If one can't accept that, then kindly move on. ;) xoxo
Let me just quickly say this, because I am constantly getting messages about not responding.
If I do not respond to your message, it's because I'm simply not interested. I appreciate the time taken to throw me a message, but, this is a dating site... I am not obligated to respond to anyone. Getting offended is just ridiculous! And sending multiple messages isn't getting you anywhere either.. In fact, it's profoundly annoying!