I PREFER WHITE GUYS please don't contact me either if you don't have a stable home, car, cell phone, job, bank account with money in it, your own teeth. I'm not into guys that don't have their sh*t together. I have these things. You should too. Just keeping it real. If you are tempted to msg me about how I have a checklist for the perfect man and my standards are too high, save it. I don't care. I am very direct. I find it's the best way to get my point across. Yes, I know I come across intimidating. But I don't want to drive you around, pay for you to eat, and support you. You should be able to do those things. These are not irrational expectations!
I'm a total tomboy, but I have my girly moments. I was crippled once. Now I do MMA combat circuits 4x a wk plus I started weight lifting to strengthen my legs from when I couldn't walk. (working on my squat butt) I actively participate in helping addicts/alcoholics recover from addiction. I don't drink, it's a long story. If that's a deal breaker thats fine. Yes, I can be around alcohol. If you party, that is your business. I don't judge. I just don't need to alter my mind to have fun anymore so please respect my choice not to partake. I've been told on many occasions that I'm weird enough without drugs and alcohol so atleast I got that going for me. ;)
I am a super down to earth, quick witted, quirky young lady with a dark sense of humor and I LOVE laughing. I'm a fan of horror movies, reading, sarcasm, playful sh*t talking, and being outside. I love the earth, I love nature. I like animals more then people, I could lose myself happily in a darkroom or I'm totally content near a large body of water. I am a terrible speller, my biggest fear is being eaten alive and I can't help but laugh nervously in awkward situations. I am horrified about online dating. Sociopaths love me for some reason...
Immediate turn offs: uptight ninnies bleh, douchebaggery, sideways hats, diamond earings, flashing gang signs in pics, white boys with an ethinicity problem, emotional retards (sociopaths), talking like an uneducated fool, if you think evolution has no place in the classroom, vanity, being super insecure. Although I'm sure you are a great person, I am not attracted to obesity. I take care of myself and am looking for someone that does the same. Being ripped is not a requirement. I am curvy, but healthy curvy. I enjoy being healthy, eating healthy. I try to eat healthy and stay busy but occasionally I will watch an entire season on Netflix in three days. Not sure if that shows how crazy I am or that I'm really committed to the things I enjoy. Haha
I'm looking for a real connection, friends first- maybe more, friends only is fine too, someone outside of my social circle to chat with, goof off with, go hiking or just have fun! I am not above punching you in the throat if you freak me out. I'm a rad chick so be respectful. I love and give with all my heart.
In the right company, I can have fun doing anything or nothing at all. I love good food, shooting guns, playing pool, the sound of the waves, the lights of the city at night from a hill above, goofing off at the pier. I love museums and nerdy stuff like history and science. It really doesn't take much, the effort is what matters. Getting drunk and stupid doesn't impress me. A guy with a brain that can make me laugh impresses me =)