I PREFER WHITE GUYS Apparently my old profile was too intense. We'll go with this..
Sassy and playful is my thing. I don't put up with bullsh*t behavior. I'm not here to get dirty with every guy that starts a conversation with me. I'd like to meet some legit people that can actually hold a conversation without shooting me a picture of their penis. maybe? I'm too shallow to date a guy with face tattoos. Sorry POF land...
I'm a huge smart ass, it's not for everyone. (particularly uptight ninnies) I am honest to a fault which means I'm VERY direct and blunt. It's a 50/50 response that love and hate that about me. But that's me. I'm a firecracker, gotta be able to keep up, take a joke, dish out the wit, make me laugh (I love sarcastic humor), make me think (it helps if you have a brain and can speak proper English). I know, I'm a ****. I work and go to school full time, plus a bunch of other sh*t that I don't need to mention. I won't be vying for your attention every minute of the day bc I'm a busy ass girl. I hope you have goals too and won't be smothering me either. Bleh.
I'm looking for a real connection, friends first-maybe more, friends only is fine too, someone outside of my social circle to chat with, goof off with, go hiking or just have fun! I am not above punching you in the throat if you freak me out. I'm a rad chick so be respectful. I love and give with all my heart.
In the right company, I can have fun doing anything or nothing at all. I love good food, shooting guns, playing pool, the sound of the waves, the lights of the city at night from a hill above, goofing off at the pier. I love museums and nerdy stuff like history and science. If playing a board game based off the show firefly sounds fun to you, then you are my kind of people. It really doesn't take much, the effort is what matters. Getting drunk and stupid doesn't impress me. A guy with a brain that can make me laugh impresses me =)