I live on my own, I pay my own bills/rent, I wear socks that match (most of the time) and I love my Mom. I'm a confident, intelligent & comedic person.
Work: Healthcare Information Technology. Imagine: Thick glasses, concave chest, really high voice, poor social skills. Please, ladies, remain clothed.
Play: Raging sex panther. Feared by nature and animals alike. The dude from the DosEquis "Stay thirsty" commercials is an urban myth based on a true story about me.
Food: All. Except meatloaf. Don't ask.
Weekends: Bar scene occasionally. I have trouble meeting women there because they ask for my autograph thinking I'm Brad Pitt. That's why I'm on this site. Yup, that's why. If I don't go out, I usually go for a long run (play video games), help my elderly neighbors with lawn care (watch movies), or work on my dance moves (read nerdy sci-fi books).
What I seek: Smart, 2 legged, no mustaches (they tickle), independent, adjective, and adjective!
Colons: Are fun to use.
First date: We can't go for wings, I eat those things like a caveman and will just embarrass myself. No S&M clubs, furry conventions, or roller blading. I have weak, yet sexy, ankles.
If you match more than 22.4823% of the criteria above, please feel free to email me. Include your favorite care bear in the subject so I know you are not Skynet.