I'm a very social person. I love going out and hanging with my friends wherever and I'd like to have someone to share my experiences with me. Always down for a good time; I love playing some video games or going to the movies or even just hitting up a bar and closing it out. Bonus points for karaoke singers (Bon Jovi ain't got nothin' on me).
I have some serious goals in mind for the future. They include but are not limited to: world domination, becoming a rodeo clown, ditching my car somewhere and exploring the western U.S. on foot, owning my own business, or working at a major company in a major city doing shady business deals and getting away with it.
As the great Brad Pitt once said, "You are not a unique snowflake." Wise words from a strong man. I guess I am unique in that I am more humorous than the average man.
Music. Well, the sweet, sultry tones of Kenny G always hit the spot when I'm parked in starbucks sippin' cold caffeinated beverages on my mac PROVING how much better I am than most people. /sarcasm. I'm all about the rock and/or roll.
I'm a total bodybuilder wannabe. Not because I wanna have Arnold muscles, I'm trying to rid myself of my... extra self. Lifestyle change is a good description I guess. If you enjoy working out as much as I do (whoa, we got a bad-ass up in here) we can totally hit up the gym and get all sexy and what-not.
I've gone and written a novel. Send me a message and we'll chat. Minus the humor... I can be serious when I need to be. Seriously awesome.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Our first date I would keep pretty classy as to prove that I can be a charmer. It would most likely be a dinner date so we could talk one on one and really get to know each other. If that's not your style then I would be all for hitting a bar or a club for a few drinks. Either way, prepare to be won over swiftly.