*Spits out Cheerios and milk*
What the ...?!?! You actually want to check out my profile? Crap, hold on!
*Runs out of room then returns 10 seconds later*
Sorry, I wanted *huff* to dress up fancy *huff* to make a great impression.
*Catches breath and looks down momentarily*
And ... I forgot my pants. Damn! Well this is going downhill quickly.
*Ponders ... and then lightbulb*
Maybe, just maybe, I can still save this.
*Lifts up shirt and tie then proceeds to do a very awkward, yet strangely hypnotizing, belly dance*
So I'll make this brief. I'm quite a, well, mellow guy. I try to make light of stressful situations that either I, or someone I know, may encounter if the occasion seems appropriate. The only thing that will get me down is when someone takes advantage of my kindness and generosity (and when The Walking Dead goes on that mid-season break ... aaarrrggghhh). I'm also someone who is somewhat to himself, an introvert one might say. Umm ...
I enjoy reading, watching some craptastic movies on netflix, having some really "off the wall" conversations, writing music on my guitar and hanging out with people that complement my state of mind (pleasant insanity). I'm also not a very good dancer and improving greatly on my cooking skills. I'm also a tad bit on the shy side.
*Stops twirling, holds stomach, reaches for garbage can, and proceeds to hurl*
Ugh ... Taco Bell was a bad choice.
*Sits up, looks at you with a little dribble of vomit on chin*
So ... ugh ... pick me, I guess. *Belch* Oh no ... *Belch*
Live long and prosper. Hit me up if you want to know anymore about me or just want to say hi.
*Runs out of room*
"Nailed it", he says to himself quietly and then proceeds to vomit.
Yep, so that's a brief glimpse of the humor I conjure from my twisted little mind.
Umm, are you cool with tamales from a can? Heated up of course. Then we can go ride the scooters at Wal Mart. Afterwards, we can make bacon cinnamon rolls and laugh like idiots while watching the Ghost Hunter series!!! We also need to go and sign the petition to bring back lime skittles!