This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have......my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
I can be very social and outgoing at times, but other times I enjoy being by myself. I don't always need people around and surrounding me. Sometimes I can be a bit of an introvert. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a personality defect.
I'm a passionate individual by nature and that's reflected in most everything that I endeavor. I am an educated guy, at least that's what my college diploma implies. I'm empathetic, warm, and have been told frequently that I'm easy and comfortable to talk with. I enjoy meaningful, intellectual conversation, but also enjoy a playful conversation riddled with innuendos. I thrive on vigorous discussions and intellectual intercourse.
I am generally agreeable and I highly value integrity and respect. I firmly believe that trust is earned and not given. Though, it does take time for me to completely open up, but when I do, I give it all that I am worth. (Which according to the U.S. Bureau of Chemistry, the monetary value is $4.50. This value is, however, subject to change, due to stock market fluctuations). I have a great family, and wonderful friends with whom I am very close. I have 5 friends on MySpace and waiting approval from a sixth! Those close to me consider me a true friend - caring, supportive, trustworthy and very, very reliable.
Being open minded is something of value to me, therefore I enjoy trying new things, and am up for most adventures and escapades. No, that doesn't mean I call my "crew" and "hit" a bank, casino, or shake down Amazing Superstores. It means I enjoy a wide variety of activities and distractions such as, but not limited to: horseback riding, snow skiing, beaches, hiking, movies, casino atmosphere, sight seeing, music, cooking (I use to be a chef at an Italian restaurant), nice dinners with great ambiance, a good martini, comedy clubs, concerts, photography, Vegas, drive-ins, and traveling to name a few. But, in my opinion, I firmly believe it's more about the company than the activity. Though, on certain occasions it's about both.
I've traveled all over the USA and abroad. I've lived in Florida, New York, Rhode Island, and have spent a great deal of time in Georgia, Nevada, Michigan, Ohio, and upstate New York.
I am drawn to warmth, creativity and intelligence. I enjoy a great sense of humor and a playful personality. I tend to have a sarcastic, and dry sense of humor.....combined with a cool, dry wit. Yep, I'm sure that this combination has offended a few along the way. After all, you can't make everyone laugh.
I am genuine and mean what I say. I have a keenly observant eye, a rapid thought process, am laid back, have a positive outlook combined with a healthy sense of irony, a big heart, and I am good natured. I am many things to many people. Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry. You don't have to be a star to twinkle.
I am looking for a gal that is funny, honest and is not afraid to share what is on her mind........ Not afraid to share what lies beneath the surface. Honesty and loyalty are important to me, and as I honor that most, I would expect you to do the same.
I am looking for that balance of smart, sexy and fun. Yeah, what guy isn't looking for that combination?!
OK, that was quite a lot of information about the traits and characteristics that summarize who I am. Are you picking up what I'm throwing down?
Years ago I submitted some verses I wrote for Dr. Seuss, thinking he might use them in a new book:
"Not in a bar, not in the car, not in the house, not up your blouse. I can't touch you here or there, I can't touch you anywhere.
Not in a club, not in the tub, not in the dirt, not up your skirt. I can't pet you here or there, I can't pet you anywhere."
He wasn't impressed, and didn't approve. An thus ended my foray in writing.
When not at work, I preserve my sanity and humanity by indulging in various hobbies, distractions, and activities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:
I'm not going to be a sheep and follow the crowd on this one. So, I'll skip the laundry lists.
I read, I am a movie buff, I listen and enjoy most genres of music, and I am not fussy when it comes to mastication. Nuff said.
Feel free to message me if:
You don't have a Y chromosome.
You are NOT the star in your own soap opera.
You don't think that lady liquor is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
You're a master debater, cause I'm a cunning linguist.
You are not sassy, but saucy, and that borders on sassy.
You don't break commandments 7, 9 and 10 ...........Congress passed these for a reason.
You want to get to know me vertically.
You don't think that dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
You don't have the congressional medal of abstinence, yet you are not chastity challenged.
You don't end your text messages with a sideways smiley face......it's very misleading.
You don't confuse your woman's intuition for ghost.
If one hour of passion doesn't sustain you for months.
You like that Divinyls song "When I touch you I think of myself."
If I've strained your libido to the breaking point.
If you want to rent a civilized drink in a familiar yet comfortable environment.
You're not ants at a picnic.
You do all your own stunts.
You only use your female powers for good... With great vagina, comes great responsibility.