This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have......my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
I'm a passionate individual by nature and that's reflected in most everything that I endeavor. I am an educated guy, at least that's what my college diploma implies. I'm empathetic, warm, and have been told frequently that I'm easy and comfortable to talk with. I enjoy meaningful, intellectual conversation, but also enjoy playful, wity banter riddled with innuendos. I thrive on vigorous discussions and intellectual intercourse.
I am generally easy going and I highly value integrity and respect. I firmly believe that trust is earned and not given. Though, it does take time for me to completely open up, but when I do, I give it all that I am worth. (Which according to the U.S. Bureau of Chemistry, the monetary value is $4.50. This value is, however, subject to change, due to stock market fluctuations). I have a great family, and great friends in my entourage. For instance I Currently have 5 friends on MySpace and waiting approval from a sixth!
Many guys are afraid, even terrified of commitment. Commitment doesn't faze me one bit. I'm on a six-year cell phone plan. I have a 14-year gym membership. And, I have a lifetime subscription to Ebony. Just look at all that commitment.
I am drawn to warmth, creativity and intelligence. I enjoy a great sense of humor and a playful personality. I tend to have a sarcastic, and dry sense of humor. I am genuine and mean what I say. I have a keenly observant eye, a big heart, and I am good natured. I am many things to many people. Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry. You don't have to be a star to twinkle.
I've traveled all over the USA and abroad. I've lived in Florida, New York, Rhode Island, and have spent a great deal of time in Georgia, Nevada, Michigan, Ohio, and upstate New York.
I am looking for that girl which is funny, honest, playful and is not uncomfortable to share what is on her mind........ Not afraid to share what lies beneath the surface. Honesty and loyalty are important to me, and as I honor that most, I would expect you to do the same. A girl’s gotta have a sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye! I am looking for that balance of smart, sexy and fun. Yeah I know, who isn't looking for that combination?!
OK, that was quite the plethora of information about the traits and characteristics that summarize who I am. Are you picking up what I'm throwing down?
Curiosity Makes For A Happy Kitty…
What I’m doing with my life:
Years ago I submitted some verses I wrote for Dr. Seuss, thinking he might use them in a new book:
"Not in a bar, not in the car, not in the house, not up your blouse. I can't touch you here or there, I can't touch you anywhere.
Not in a club, not in the tub, not in the dirt, not up your skirt. I can't pet you here or there, I can't pet you anywhere."
He wasn't impressed, and didn't approve. An thus ended my foray in creative writing.
I still believe Fifty Shades of the Cat in the Hat would have been epic.
I’m really good at:
I am fluent in the English language. I'm a cunning linguist. Yes, I can write and use proper English, and in case you're wondering I know the difference between their, they're and there.
I can speak French: Mon crayon est rouge.
And I am fluent in street talk: Yo! Y'all see that hottie all up in ma kool aid! Yeeah, I was lookin to break off a lil somthin somthin but ma crew gave me the 411 on dat skank and she's allll about da bling-bling. True dat!
I also have an acute, and in-depth knowledge of aerodynamics and gyroscopic motion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Life is full of rules. There are rules and etiquette for everything in life, but there are three golden rules in life that are very important and must be obeyed to avoid karma's vengeful hand.
Life's three major rules:
1) Don't fry bacon in the nude
2) Don't wear something frilly on a prison visit
3) Never laugh at your partner during an orgasm..... After all, it's their time to shine.
You should message me if:
You don't have a Y chromosome.
You are NOT the star in your own soap opera.
Glitter isn't your favorite color.
You're a master debater, cause I'm a cunning linguist.
You revealed yourself to the world, and you didn't get arrested.
You don't break commandments 7, 9 and 10 ...........Congress passed these for a reason.
You want to get to know me vertically.
You don't think that dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
You don't have the congressional medal of abstinence, yet you are not chastity challenged.
You don't end your text messages with a sideways smiley face......it's very misleading.
You're not a burden of the state deemed unfit for mainstream society.
If one hour of passion doesn't sustain you for months.
You like that Divinyls song "When I touch you I think of myself."
If I've strained your libido to the breaking point.
If you want to rent a civilized drink in a familiar yet comfortable environment.
Your special skill is not that you can drive at night.
You're not ants at a picnic.
You do all your own stunts.
You only use your female powers for good... With great vagina, comes great responsibility.