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| About | Non-smoker with Athletic body type | City | Plum Island Massachusetts | ||
| Details | 45 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Caucasian Virgo with Blonde hair | ||
| Intent | blonddeee1 is actively seeking a relationship | Education | Masters degree | ||
| Personality | Starving Artist | Profession | Master B.S. Artist |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | I do not drink | Do you want children? | No | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 10 years |
About Me
Hey..Just here to talk, chat, harass anyone that will allow me to. I am not here looking for a date, a lunch, a coffee or a one nighter..just here to CHAT!! Update: I will respond to all emails, just be patient with me please! =]
** To clarify to y'all..I am in here for chat/email only. I signed out of here for awhile as my life got a bit busy..and now I'm back and they took the talk/email option off the list.
Some Jokes For YOU! ALL IN GOOD FUN!! I CHANGE THEM UP HERE AND THERE, SO PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE!!
**Hey kids, just an FYI. Chitty chitty bang bang is not a Mexican porn. Found that out the hard way.. Lol. ;)
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said,"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
"$50" she replies
The man agrees and gives her the paint and brushes and goes back in the house. The man's wife overheard their conversation and asked him if she had realized that the porch goes all around the house. "She should. She was standing on it"
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You've finished already?" the man asked.
"Yeah, and i had paint left over so i gave two coats."
Impressed the man reaches for the money. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch. Its a Lexus."
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of \\$125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
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Guy walks into a bar and says, "Quick, give me three shots of your finest whiskey!"
The bartender pours the shots and the man downs them as quickly as he can.
Bartender says, "What was that about?" Guy says,
"You'd do the same if you had what I have."
Bartender: "What's that?"
Guy: "70 cents."
** To clarify to y'all..I am in here for chat/email only. I signed out of here for awhile as my life got a bit busy..and now I'm back and they took the talk/email option off the list.
Some Jokes For YOU! ALL IN GOOD FUN!! I CHANGE THEM UP HERE AND THERE, SO PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE!!
**Hey kids, just an FYI. Chitty chitty bang bang is not a Mexican porn. Found that out the hard way.. Lol. ;)
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said,"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
"$50" she replies
The man agrees and gives her the paint and brushes and goes back in the house. The man's wife overheard their conversation and asked him if she had realized that the porch goes all around the house. "She should. She was standing on it"
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You've finished already?" the man asked.
"Yeah, and i had paint left over so i gave two coats."
Impressed the man reaches for the money. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch. Its a Lexus."
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of \\$125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
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Guy walks into a bar and says, "Quick, give me three shots of your finest whiskey!"
The bartender pours the shots and the man downs them as quickly as he can.
Bartender says, "What was that about?" Guy says,
"You'd do the same if you had what I have."
Bartender: "What's that?"
Guy: "70 cents."
First Date
Gotta Love Confucius!! :)
•Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
•Confucius say, Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
•Confucius say, Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
•Confucius say, Virgin like balloon — one prick, all gone.
•Confucius say, Girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.
•Confucius say, Man who lays girl on hillside is not on the level.
•Confucius say, Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth.
•Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
•Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
•Confucius say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
•Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
•Confucius say, Man with hand in pocket feel**** all day.
•Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
•Confucius say, Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
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Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.
Bruce, the boss of Fosters, shouted to the barman,
'in 'Strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, cobber.'
Rob, chief of Budweiser, calls out,
'In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all. Give me a pint of Bud.'
Hans steps up next,
'In Germany we invented beer. Give me a Weisen, the real king of beers.'
Up steps Dutchman Jan, chief executive of Grolsch, who states that Grolsch is the ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top.
Patrick, the CEO of Guinness, steps forward.
'Barman, give me a coke with ice please.'
The other four stare at him in stunned silence with amazement written all over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks, 'Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?'
Patrick replies, 'Well, if you **stards aren't drinking, then neither am I'
•Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
•Confucius say, Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
•Confucius say, Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
•Confucius say, Virgin like balloon — one prick, all gone.
•Confucius say, Girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.
•Confucius say, Man who lays girl on hillside is not on the level.
•Confucius say, Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth.
•Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
•Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
•Confucius say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
•Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
•Confucius say, Man with hand in pocket feel**** all day.
•Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
•Confucius say, Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
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Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.
Bruce, the boss of Fosters, shouted to the barman,
'in 'Strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, cobber.'
Rob, chief of Budweiser, calls out,
'In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all. Give me a pint of Bud.'
Hans steps up next,
'In Germany we invented beer. Give me a Weisen, the real king of beers.'
Up steps Dutchman Jan, chief executive of Grolsch, who states that Grolsch is the ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top.
Patrick, the CEO of Guinness, steps forward.
'Barman, give me a coke with ice please.'
The other four stare at him in stunned silence with amazement written all over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks, 'Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?'
Patrick replies, 'Well, if you **stards aren't drinking, then neither am I'
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