Okay, here we go. I like to fight crime in a ninja suit when I'm not doing my normal day to day routine. I received my Ninja Degree online after 24 hours. Came with the pajamas and katana sword even...
I'm an avid music fanatic. I try to see concerts whenever I can. Movies are a good thing too.
I'm a sarcastic goofball that loves to have fun doing whatever I'm doing.
I was in the Army for 10 years, got out in 2004, and joined the National Guard. Was also in a BlackHawk MedEvac unit for almost 7 years.
Here's a joke for you: My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He was wearing Crocs... so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch...
No, I'm not married. Yes this joke is funny. You didn't laugh? Read it again.
Coffee, dinner, drinks, a walk.... Maybe fight some crime as an awesome crime fighting duo. We'll figure it out.
Why are you still reading? I'm accepting applications, make haste!