jeep04jeep: lookng for me ( thats the 1 example lol)
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Mississauga, Ontario
37 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Indian, Aries
jeep04jeep isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Graduate Degree
i work

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Me
see woman always have a way to found

Would you marry again?
> Priceless
> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."
> WIFE: -- silence --
> HUSBAND: "shit."


If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....

Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy
all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa

Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch. Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of****ail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you
wanted to know. Santa
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa

Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE,
PLEASE could I have one? Love, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging sh*tmay work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home? Love, Marky

Dear Mark,
First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom
window. Sweet dreams, Santa

First Date
something we both agree upon