Remember when you read I was bionic? Well I had double hip replacement surgery over the summer and now have brand new titanium sapphire equipment installed. What does that mean? Well, I'm just getting back to doing things I love like dancing and going to the gym. It also means that if someone decided to take me on a romantic getaway, I would beep at every security scanner in the airports.
I am fun loving, intelligent, hard working, funny, strong and extremely witty. I have a social life and travel as often as I can. I take the initiative to learn things that interest me. I've built a great reputation at work because of my hard work and ethics. I am a smart ass but I care deeply. Sometimes my sense of humor is a defense mechanism against feeling anything but happiness.
As for what I'm looking for in a man, I want a sweet, sincere, funny, family loving, hard working but not a workaholic, willing to laugh at himself, gentleman. Also, he must be unattached (meaning no crazy exes stalking him, no current girlfriend/fiancées/wives he may be running from. You'd be surprised how many people are lurking around these dating websites when they should be working on the relationships they're in).
There must be a mutual attraction - I won't be offended if I'm not your cup of tea so please, PLEASE do not send me hate mail because I reply with a sincere 'thank you but I don't think we would be a good match but best of luck to you'. Sometimes the messages I receive are reminiscent of someone yelling 'hey mami, looking good' from a moving vehicle and expecting me to chase after them. It's ****ing weird.
Things that will more than likely deter me from having conversations with someone:
1. Not being able to completely spell words out in a message. For example " what up u?". This confuses me. Are you asking me, the person (you) what events are currently happening in my life? Or are you curious to know what a full grown female sheep (ewe) is doing?
2. Not knowing the difference in the words there, they're, their (and many others). If the incorrect word is used in a message to me, it will drive me insane all day and I refuse to let anyone do that to me. Ha!
3. The only thing listed on your profile is "bbkakkadijjabjskxk" or "hit me up if u wnt to no more". Did you see what I did in that last phrase? No? Then you fail the grammar test and we can move on.