funnycider: It's hard out here for a fish
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Mesa, Arizona
29 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Cancer
funnycider is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
professional pony rider

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Hi ladies my name is Brian. I eat french toast, oreos and milk. Play video games in my grandmother’s nook and have the coolest online friends. I’m a huge gamer; killing zombies, slaying vampires and kicking ass in war is what I do. Okay, so none of that is true. My name really is Brian though and if I still have your attention then you must be attracted to me somewhat, wouldn’t you say? I live to enjoy life. I love laughing both at myself and others and enjoy making others laugh. What’s life without laughter? I enjoy traveling and exploring the world. I’m an adrenaline junkie so if you aren’t then that might be a problem. ISports are a big part of my life. Being from New York I love the Yankees, Giants, Knicks and Rangers. I Bleed Blue!! I’m not a fan of people that are downers and complainers. You only get to enjoy this ride once so quit hating and complaining. Anyway, if all this interests you then send me a message or maybe I’ll beat you to the punch.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something spontaneous.