One night I was riding my bike to a friends party and I had smoked a bowl before the trip. I was listening to some del the funky homosapien when all the sudden I see these headlights comin right for me. A car swerved onto the sidewalk and I took my headphones out and pulled my bike over close to the wall. The car screeched to a halt and two cops jumped out of the car and started asking me questions: "where are you goin?" "Where did you come from?" "What's in your backpack?". I was caught off guard and muttered my answers slipping up when the asked my my age which I immediately corrected myself. They got in my face and asked for my identification which I gave them but it was a Florida drivers license and at the time I was still a Florida resident. The cop looked at my id and said "this is definitely a fake" to which I replied, "it's definitely real look how intricate it is!" They say me on the curb and had me put my hands behind my back and took my backpack and emptied its contents onto the sidewalk. One of the officers walked away to run my id and when he returned he told me that I was wanted for terrorism and that I was goin to jail. I freaked out and tried pleading with the cop telling him I was visiting on vacation and that I was definitely not a terrorist. They both began to harrass me more and more for being a terrorist. After about 15 minutes of trying to talk my way out of being arrested for being a terrorist the first cop handed me a cell phone and said to call some one in my family and let them know I was gonna be arrested for terrorism. I started to call my mom when I looked at the cop and said "im really goin to jail for terrorism?" They both started yelling at me and took the phone and told me to turn around and put my hands behind my back. I did as they said and as I waited to be handcuffed the first cop said to the second cop "hey look what time it is!" The second cop looked at his watch and said "oh it's five minutes passed out shift!" "If it were five minutes earlier you would have gone to jail for terrorism!" They threw my id at me while pointing and laughing and drove off. I don't think I ever laughed that hard again.
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Coffee or something more exciting.