denverssexyme
Age: 43
Long term
CabanaBoy101: Often I sit.........and Yearn.
About
Non-smoker with undisclosed body type
City
Denver, Colorado
Details
42 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Blonde hair
Intent
CabanaBoy101 is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some university
Personality
Traveler
Profession
probably can't afford you







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Prefer not to say Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  



About Me
I'm a Scorpio Boy.... Half Refined Prince. Half Caveman. Half Smart Ass. Math is not my strongpoint.
I survived the Great Gluten Scare of 2012, so I'm extremely resilient.
I'm Looking for a humble, hard working genius; filled with wanderlust who can put up with my shit.
If you believe Yogi Pants are Pants... I thank you with all of my heart. I will stare at you, tell my buddy about you, possibly fantasize about you, adore you and probably spend some quality time with you in my mind when the lights go down...... but I probably won't date you. No offense.

I like kids, the underdog and Sheldon Cooper. Im a long time Childrens Hospital Volunteer. LOVE that place. I love to read. I love the Mediterranean. Rome. History. Art. People. Culture. I visit Spain, France and Italy as often as possible. Snowboarding since '87. LOVE shredding all over the young punks on the slopes. I love cruises. I don't like bullies, people with control issues and women who use men for free meals. I don't persecute smokers, Christians, Glutens or bacon eaters to impress my intellectual-giant neighbors down at C.U. Oh... I'm not one of the local sheep bleeting for accolade if you haven't deduced that yet......also, not looking to date Bruce Jenner or FloJo. Yes, I'm very impressed you're so awesome but a regular human being would be best I think. I'll be cheering for you at the Olympics. Don't impress me with how far you run....unless someone is chasing you......impress me with how selfless of a mama you are.

Over 60% of the profiles on here are women tellin men they won't have sex with them, lmao. I see no alternative but to respond by saying that I will not be buying you a THING. NO MONEY......yes yes, you have your own, we've all heard that a thousand times.....and I have a hand. Let's see how successful we will be dating with women who won't have sex with men and men who will not buy you a stick of gum. I see wedding bells in my future. Just sayin.


Fav Quote: "First you wanna Kill me, now you wanna Kiss me...... Blow" - Bruce Cambell. ........."Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart"
Fav Person Ever: Jesus the Christ
Fav City: Florence, Italy - Barcelona (Tie)
Fav Dog: Pug
Fav Female Body Part: Butt..... (finishing only a smidge in front of the brain!)
Fav People: DOWNS Kids. These angels among us have an extra gene.....the Angel gene. Greatest human beings I ever met. Wanna learn how to be a person? Watch a Downs Kid.
Fav Neg Opinion: Men who own Crocs should have no legal right to also own a penis

I will not be impressing you with cars and other fancy things. I'm not interested in enhancing someone's social status. Looking for 100% chemistry. Spiritual Connection. Life partner who matches me and wants to see the world and suck it dry. Aries women are welcome if you actually wanna kill each other. No clue why I am attracted to you so much.

No, the wonderful lady in my most recent pic is not my date. I'm not that lucky. :)

First Date
Well, my Baby and me went out late Saturday night...
I had my hair piled high and my Baby just looked so right...
Well, pick you up at ten, gotta have you home at two...
Mama don't know what I got in store for you!
But that's all right 'cause we're looking as cool as can be...

-Brian Setzer