So about me, well, if I could be any person living or dead I'd definitely be a living person. I've always felt that self check out lanes should have more mirrors. Probably the most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is: Notice anything different? I'm kinda a social caterpillar, which brings me to my next point, butterflies are not what they used to be. 10 times out of 9 you'll prob find me exaggerating about something. I'm the kind of person that, if you ask me where your sunglasses are and, they're on the top of your head, I will help you search for them forever. A quote I've always enjoyed is: "if its unrelated to elephants, its irrelephant." Enough with the nonsense, hijinks and, shenanigans though. In all seriousness, I moved down here last year from Rochester, NY. To be honest I dont expect much from this. Honestly all of our odds are better in the real world, face to face, where real chemistry can actually be felt. However, at the very least this site serves for entertainment. Like most of us, I have goals and ambitions and I am striving to accomplish them. I try to be laid back and drama free. I stress very little because it really isn't worth it. I like to relax have fun and enjoy life. Anything else just ask. Oh and by the way if your profile picture is a car, then I have no choice but to assume you're a transformer.
"I would probably begin with a very classy first line. Something like, hey sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" ~Leon Phelps