I've been fishing before.....just haven't found that one that clicks. I'm sure he exsists thats why Im back : ) .
I'm looking for a man who is down to earth, a man who loves to communicate and is not afraid to show his true feelings,I need a respectful guy who knows how to be a gentleman. I'm looking for a serious relationship, of course friendship comes first .
I am an honest, funny, down to earth woman. I work hard and I love my career. I have great friends and I love surrounding myself with caring, witty, fun people. I enjoy chilling or cooking new recipes at home. I really enjoy going out to the movies,shoot some pool,I love football and basketball no favorite teams just love the sport.
Here are some reasons why you should go out with me. ..
My shoelaces are hardly ever untied
I dont pick my nose in public
When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building, I dont push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor
My dog seems to like me
I don't turn into a werewolf during full moons
I hardly ever slurp when drinking soup
I very rarely have homicidal tendencies
I make excellent use of my spare time
I DO NOT OVERUSE THE CAPSLOCK KEY
I am mixing up 'dessert' and 'desert' less and less every day
I found Waldo
I didn't cry at the end of "finding nemo"
I have never opened fire on an innocent group of unarmed people
I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge
I have never flipped the bird to a lady over age 60 well maybe just once lol
I have never caused a traffic accident because I was fixing my make-up
I never ring doorbells and then runs away before they answer
I have never locked myself in a car unintentionally
Contrary to popular belief,I do not comb my hair with a fork
At a touch of a button, I can have a pizza delivered to me personally in under 30 minutes
I no longer bear a grudge against Santa Claus for failing to deliver that barbie house in '94
Come on, i'm not *that* much of an eyesore!
I'm a good listener
You'll forever wonder what you're missing if you don't date me.
I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix
You've probably heard every line in the book... So, what's one more?
I know all the words to the "Gilligan's Island" theme, but won't sing it unless asked.
I can have it my way at Burger King.
I usually answer phone calls in 30 mins. or less!
I support the Girl Scouts by buying cookies.
I know how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.
I "Just Say No" to drugs.
I practice random kindness
I make my bed at least 50% of the time.
I don't let friends drive drunk.
I only look innocent
I like fun.
We are of opposite genders in the same species.
Extensive research has proven that I am, indeed, a carbon based life form.
You are falling madly in lust with me, you just haven't realized it yet.
I am heterosexual, unmarried and have a pulse
Give me reasons why you shouldn't go out with me