The artist formerly known as ?
I like kicking puppies, skinning kittens, stealing from kids, yelling at old people, picking on the handicapped, having unprotected sex with random strangers, and beating up homeless women. I am just me..an! I hate nice sunny days and pleasant nights, hate cute cuddly critters, hate music...all types, EXCEPT I do love me some Justin Bieber/Lady? Gaga...songs! I use to direct illegal internet elderly people porn sites just for kicks until my star performer lola died on set. I'm just an average non-crossdressing guy on this bunk @ss site...so anything else ask!!! If you're dumb please don't breed! Sorry not a cougar hunter :O Oh and if I don't respond it's because I'm an @sshole!
Whatever... as long as you're paying! Or... we could drink Franzia wine on my vibrating waterbed? There's drunk oily Twister? Maybe a VERY unprofessional oily massage? Perhaps even skinny dipping in a private secluded pond out of signal? AND...If you're lucky you can buy me some Taco Hut the next morning and then stick around to watch me play videogames afterwards! Oh...and I'm not the guy to introduce to mom because I'll probably F@(# her! Just keeping It real yo! POFrustration!