Looking for the one I can keep smiling, laughing and who won't take life too seriously.
Was married for 16 years, have awesome kids and look forward to creating some new memories.
I am sarcastic and witty. Going on 30. (Smile.)
I need a new best friend to go on adventures with.
Someone I'll miss like crazy when your not around.
The one I can't get enough of when you are.
I'm a trainwreck. But I could be YOUR trainwreck.
I'm a freak ......... but I clean up NICELY.
I don't own a small dog.
I can grant you (3) wishes.
I would rather watch paint dry with someone I love......than travel the world with someone I dont.
"Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places."
"You laugh because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same."
The karma for screwing over a NICE girl.....is the b**** you end up with. :)