HarmlessKitty: Your mom would like me. ;)
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Monticello, Minnesota
46 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Other
Caucasian, Cancer
HarmlessKitty is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Night Owl
Artist/Professional Procrastinator

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat Second Language Other

About Dani
Beauty isn't about having a pretty face.

It is about having a pretty mind,
a pretty heart........
And most importantly, a beautiful soul.

Looking for the one I can keep smiling, laughing and who won't take life too seriously.
Was married for 16 years, have awesome kids and look forward to creating some new memories.
I am sarcastic and witty. Going on 30. (Smile.)
I need a new best friend to go on adventures with.
Someone I'll miss like crazy when your not around.
The one I can't get enough of when you are.

~ Make your past your past.


I'm a trainwreck. But I could be YOUR trainwreck.
I'm a freak ......... but I clean up NICELY.
I don't own a small dog.
Easily distracted by shiny objects......
Blessed AND Damned
I speak fluent SaRCaSM.
I can grant you (3) wishes.

Sustainable happiness comes from what we give, not what we take or even what we have.
People who find their unique gifts and are able to offer them to others are often happiest.

Quotes worth sharing. :)

"Do what you can,
with what you have,
where you are." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

"I am what I am for all that I've been."

"I would rather watch paint dry with someone I love......than travel the world with someone I dont."

"He who dies with the LEAST toys wins.
Because the MORE you know,
the LESS you NEED."

"It's not what you look at that matters.
It's what you SEE."

"Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places."

"You laugh because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same."

"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things."

"I've met so many f*cked up people..... I'm starting to think IM normal."

I'm the coolest girl you've never met. ;)

"Ex wives should have the honor of "Giving Away" their ex husbands when they remarry."
~ Me :)

"The karma for screwing over a NICE girl.....is the b**** you end up with." :)

"It's a marathon not a sprint."

"The Will of GOD will never take you....... where the Grace of GOD will not protect you."

I haven't seen Will OR Grace....... yet.

I believe in a higher power.
However; I also believe all the "lucky" people in the world gather together on Sundays.

Damn straight when I get lucky.... you'll find me at church. :)

~ Smile

First Date
Drink enough alcohol to get my 1st tattoo.

Kidding. (Kinda) tee hee

: P

I have an "Extended Profile" ?!
(I have nothing to do with what THAT one says.)

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