Average body type
5' 7" (170cm),
is actively seeking a relationship
Looking for the one I can keep smiling, laughing and who won't take life too seriously.
Was married for 16 years, have awesome kids and look forward to creating some new memories.
I am sarcastic and witty. Going on 30. (Smile.)
I need a new best friend to go on adventures with.
Someone I'll miss like crazy when your not around.
The one I can't get enough of when you are.
I'm a trainwreck. But I could be YOUR trainwreck.
I'm a freak ......... but I clean up NICELY.
I don't own a small dog.
Easily distracted by shiny objects......
Blessed AND Damned
I can grant you (3) wishes.
"I would rather watch paint dry with someone I love......than travel the world with someone I dont."
"Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places."
"You laugh because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same."
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
"I've met so many f*cked up people..... I'm starting to think IM normal."
I'm the coolest girl you've never met.
"The karma for screwing over a NICE girl.....is the b**** you end up with." :)
It's a marathon not a sprint.
"The Will of GOD will never take you....... where the Grace of GOD will not protect you."
I haven't seen Will OR Grace....... Yet.
I believe in a higher power.
However...... I also believe all the "lucky" people in the world gather together on Sundays.
Damn straight when I get lucky.... You'll find me at church. :)
Drink enough alcohol to get my 1st tattoo.
Kidding. (Kinda) tee hee
I have an "Extended Profile" ?!
(I have nothing to do with what THAT one says.)
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