Resume dating....here we go
I'm a bit of a contradiction. god's sense of humor ;) I'm a good guy with a good heart, but I make inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times. I'm pretty articulate, but I curse a lot. I believe in fairness and equality, but to hell with political correctness. I like to travel, but I'm scared of flying (it doesn't get easier the more you do it!) I'm laid back and relaxed...most of the time ;) I like to play sports and exercise, but also like to work out my mind with video games and crossword puzzles. I like spirituality, but not a fan of religion. I prefer a monogamous relationship, but don't really see myself getting married (f**king lawyers)
My friends don't care to describe me, but I would say I'm: funny, intelligent, loyal, crazy at times, and unique. I'm unique...like a snowflake....a 250lb snowflake lol I've led a good and interesting life so far, and I'm really happy where I'm at and what I've accomplished.
I love animals, and they love me; however, I do not smell like one. And hopefully you don't either :)
I embody and value traits in human beings that seem to be harder to come by as time goes on.....
The more I go out, the more I like to stay in. Does that make sense?