I can quote lines from great American classics like Anchorman and So I Married an Axe Murderer. Actually, I can act them out or even do an interpretive dance. I like to drink beverages that only villains or your grandpa drinks. I love running and not just from creeps on BART. I'm a kickass mom to two really cool kids. But I digress. I'm not here to talk about myself. I'm here to talk about my friend Bee.
Bee is awesome. And she's like me but not as obnoxious. She's tall, willowy, a wicked sense of humor, dances with abandon, has an addictive laugh and seriously guys, she's pretty damn hot.
Usually those characteristics cancel each other out but not in this case.
Dark hair, blue eyes, killer smile, long legs : she makes a kickass Wonder Woman at costume parties!
She has two beautiful girls that she shares custody with, lives in Danville, works in the city at a financial firm and she has all her teeth. She loves to travel: Costa Rica is one of her favorites...
She is the quintessential California girl: loves to swim, camp, ski, snowboard, wakeboard, go to concerts (Outsidelands is on the agenda), is participating in the Alcatraz challenge (her leg is running 8 miles in the sand) and just having fun.
What she's looking for: a guy who's mentally ready to date someone who has kids. Let's be honest guys. Bee isn't looking to get married and add to her dependents right now. But she does want to hang out with guys who won't freak out or get physically ill by the prospect of seeing someone with kids. That's not to say you get to meet her kids. She's not looking for a babysitter.
Everyone has emotional baggage but hopefully yours fits in the overhead compartment and doesn't need to be checked. You should bathe daily, have a decent job, also have all your teeth, not have a gambling problem and can take a joke.
Why am I posting this ad for her? Because she had sucky luck with another dating site...but a friend of mine used this one and scored! When I told Bee about it, she scoffed and said, "see if you can weed out the creepies" so here I go!
Bee is awesome. Don't miss out. I promise I won't be coming along on dates. :)