Hey there. I'm Chris. I'm 29 and I have lead a fun life of soul searching, roadtrips, hardcore shows, mosh, gym, sober partying, good friends and shitty jobs.
My friends are now all drifting away, bogged down by careers they hate, I am striving for something different to the rat race.
I resent the idea of "growing up", I want to stay a wide eyed kid and achieve my dreams, and I've taken to working my a*** off to get there.
I'm studying and training physically to become a fitness and nutrition professional and trying to be a generally entrepreneurial opportunist.
I've gone from total fatso to being super fit, strong, and naturally muscular without the use of substances or help from trainers. Self motivated and iron willed all the way, but I don't expect everyone to undertake such a battle by themselves. Still not at my ideal weight, got some stubborn leftovers to flatten out, but I'm almost there. Described my physique as "athletic" because "Pretty damn buff with a little temporary padding" wasn't an option, and I'm certainly not average in any regard.
I believe fitness is life changing in many ways and want to make a career out of sharing this with people who are in the same situation I have been in, and hopefully make a buck or two while improving lives.
Hope you enjoyed the life story. So a bit about my personality eh? I'm off beat, sort of quirky but with a dry sense of humour. I'm positive and open minded, but wise enough not to trust too easily.
I enjoy horror and comedy films, Seinfeld, any music that is original and/or honest and unpretentious with a bias towards punk and hardcore, cos I grew up on that stuff and it provides the most entertaining shows of any genre.
I work part time in a game store while I study so I'm somewhat nerdy too. I enjoy vidjagams. It's partly why I used to be fat to be honest haha.
I don't like soap operas, alcohol, football, drugs, I'm an anti hedonist and just not a fan of traditional British past times I guess!
Can't think of a bigger waste of life than having nights out with fake friends you don't even remember when you wake up. I've also seen alcohol and drugs wreck and even end lives and do irreparable damage for all concerned. That shit's not for me. I've been straightedge since I was 16.
Ideally I'm looking for a woman who has a similar outlook on life and some ambitions of their own, someone I can build something really awesome with. But really it would just be cool to meet someone who is a good sort! I'm looking for a long term partner ideally but I'm just happy to date and hang out at the moment.
Bonus points for:
Being straight edge, or at least anti drug
Nerdy types and gamers
Being into fitness in some way, even if it's just good intentions
Probably won't reply if:
Your face is unnaturally orange
You're some sort of horrible bigot
You get ****ed up every night
You think people who go to the gym are superficial steroid using idiots
If you are a superficial steroid using idiot
You've ever described yourself as "high powered" unless you're referring to your squatting ability
Your profile picture is you with your head tilted back downing a bottle of wine or some shit. Some girls seem to think that's attractive?
You have pictures of you in yourself in your underwear on your profile - Sadly it's not just guys who flash their skin on these sites in what I assume is an act of desperation
If you have tattoos and your entire profile is about how you have tattoos and you wish people wouldn't comment on your tattoos - but otherwise, I dig tatts.
I''m probably not as picky as I sound haha. Just say hi!
Tea/Coffee shop - not a fan of frothy lattes so somewhere that serves nice earl grey would make me a happy gent! I know a place if you don't....
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