First off my glass is always half full... unless it's a****ail or beer, in which case it's always half empty! ;)
Second, I'm basically a gay guy stuck in a woman's body. (If you don't see the humor, don't know what to tell you buddy)
Third, I think women's lib is a big crock of shit! (Not joking, for once)
Geez I suck at talking about myself (generic statement, I know)... I hate drama, yeah everyone says that but I actually mean it. If Im in the mood for drama Ill watch a chick flick. Lifes too short to spend it getting mad over stupid things, I gotta be happy & laughing as much as possible! Im pretty much a big nerd that constantly makes fun of myself... All in good fun of course.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Come to my place... I'll make you a knuckle sandwich and serve you a tall glass of shut the hell up...
Or dive into a dive bar... don't forget your floaties and snorkle, I wouldn't want you to drown.
Ride majectically on golden steed through the smoldering treacherous valley's of our resplendent souls, while drinkin a tall boy and chewin on some kodiak
We'll be just like a married couple cause we're not having sex