Now accepting applications for a summer fling. Ethnicity unimportant. Bilingual preferred (I'd love to learn another language). If you are not available a MINIUMUM of once bi-weekly, do not apply. Must be SINGLE, MALE, age 28+, able to pass drug test and background check, and be able to hold an intelligent conversation as well as your liquor. I do not babysit drunks and don't deal with receational drugs--not judging on the latter, just not my thing. Must enjoy comedy clubs, a variety of films and live music. All other qualifications will be reviewed on a case by case basis. This is a temporary position that will end September 15, 2012, unless a "December 2012-January 2013 vacation" extension is filed by both parties. EOE/M/D/V
Let's get hyped on coffee and head to a comics store!
Let's drink wine right before attending a film festival.
We could microblog/livetweet a triathlon, where I'm cheering you on.
WHOA, tickets to an arena football game? Score!
Favorite European House DJ is downtown for one night only, YEAH!