Enjoying the new scenery after a another relocation courtesy of the Witness Protection Program. I'm glad it wasn't North Dakota this time.
I like to spend my free time shoring up my fake identity inbetween mandatory relocations. I'd love to tell you what government secrets am I am privy to and why they don't just off me, but of course, that would put you at risk, too, so let's just not discuss that, m'kay?
I enjoy almost anything, if I'm with the right company. Yes, even those visita to the protologist! See, it's all about a positive attitude. :)
I like things that don't suck, much like you do, I'm sure. Except for that subset of people who aren't happy if there is nothing to **** about. Unless you are hilarious when you ****, rant and moan, don't contact me. Also, if you are married, as in staying married, please do not ask me to have sex with you without a signed permission slip from your wife, notarized. Just trying to save us both some time.
I am sympathetic to libertarian philosophy and I heart the Constitution and the principles of the American Revolution. At least it's still preserved in the Smithsonian, so future generations can scratch their head and wonder what went wrong...ha!
Karaoke? A Trip to IKEA to purchase puppets and drink their delicious coffee and avoid their spongy meatballs? How about taking me dancing, be it booty shaking, dubstep, salsa, or a dive bar with oldies? Dali museum? Water park? Swash-buckling?