Tyranny of Choices. Look it up ladies. My sense of humor is very edgy and quick. Very twisted at times but never insulting.
I teach college but I am a really laid back and goofy guy. When I tell people what I do for a living they are usually shocked because my personality is far from the stereotype that it is ridiculous.I draw a lot and I actually taught myself how starting in 7th grade. Used to study it in college and I wanted to be a comic book illustrator. Then I pivoted towards the social sciences since it was more secure job-wise. Here is a link to my drawings if you want to check them out :
I have played the guitar since I was 16 and I have taken some classes at the Old Town School of Music. One of my pictures is from a gig we performed at the end of one of the classes. I also sing pretty well and I will rock out karaoke anytime any place. My musical tastes are all over the place but I really like anything that rocks and a lot of EDM too.
I love animals especially dogs. My guy is a flat coated retriever who is going on 12 years old. His name is Chewbacca (what a wookie!). If you do not like dogs specifically I cannot imagine that we will get very far. If you want to learn to love them I will be your guide. Heck some people just never grew up around them and I get that. By the way I can twirl nun-chucks how cool is that?
Most importantly, I don't trust people who don't like tacos. Seriously how can you not like them? They are like the inter-galactic food of peace man! :) I would love to live somewhere warm someday. If you live in Chicago and say you do not want to live somewhere warmer, trust me I won't let anyone know you are lying to yourself.
I am looking to hopefully meet someone with the chance of a relationship starting. I don't expect it to happen soon so in the meantime I am very open to just having fun. If I fall in love then great! I live in Ukrainian Village so I am a total city boy and all that comes with it.I have 3 tattoos and since they are not easy to see I might just have to post a shirtless picture to show you. Control yourself ladies, or don't ;)
So what am I looking for in a woman?
I love artistic and creative people who think outside the box. Intelligence is a huge turn on for me. Also uptight people really turn me off. A great sense of humor is a must. I am a goofy guy, my lady should be able to keep up :)
I do think you should talk before the date. Why not? Why would you want to meet cold when you may have nothing in common? I am a big supporter of getting to know each other like that first. Not afraid of a phone call in the least. I am not attracted to superficial or materialistic people at all. I have a brain. I have ethics. I have values. I have honor. I know... I am pretty horrible :) Since we are on the subject of emoticons I do support them. Text communication is too hard to decipher we need these little dudes to help out. If you are an emoticon snob then suck on this :( :( :( :( :( and take a little of this ;)
Play laser tag, dressed as ninjas, wearing sombreros, while riding dolphins. Yes I can make this happen.