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I have a pretty good life overall and I really enjoy what I do for a living and have been looking for someone to share my days with. I have a lot to offer and it's all going to waste! “Romance spill in aisle Darren” Not very ecological is it now? I am one of the most loyal people that you will ever meet, but I am loyal to my dog to a fault. Heck gotta stand by your bud right? My sense of humor is...special let's just say :) I have my serious side too but I prefer to be a bit of a goof actually, throws people off then I hit them with my intellectual judo and KAPOW! If I were any more open minded my brains would be on the floor....ewww. Overall I think that I have a pretty cheery disposition and strangely a code of honor as well. I know its an antiquated idea but there are certain things I won't back down from. I always help those in need. I always root for the little guy. I never waiver in my dedication to the woman I love (when that happens of course). I am open to any kind of relationship right now, but don't worry if there is something there I'm in it for the long term ;) I don't really ask for much, just appreciate me for who I am and have fun for heaven's sake.
So here are some interesting tidbits about me:
I draw: I taught myself when I was younger and studied illustration for a while. I doodle all the time, hard to find a piece of paper around me without a little doodle on it. If my dog were made of paper, he too would be doodletastic!
I play the guitar: Just finished playing with an Alice in Chains cover band/class looking to get into more of it since it was so much fun. Doesn't mean I won't get down on some Rock Band though...
I can sing: I guess fairly well too. Never realized it though. Apparently I have the ability to make women swoon. With this much power comes a great deal of responsibility. I will only use my powers for good though :)
Other mutant powers: I am strangely physically adept. I learn anything physical really quickly. I am pretty good at dancing and I have excellent balance too. For some reason I always know which way is North too. I have a very good memory I have been told, can't remember who told me that though.....I can and do stay calm when all hell is breaking loose. I am the eye in the storm. So go ahead freak out, I will have things under control no worries. I can somehow always understand someone no matter how bad their English or their accent is. I am Left Handed but also very ambidextrous too. I can twirl nun-chucks pretty well, that's pretty badass right?
Looking to meet a woman who can complement me and can put up with my particular sense of humor and crazy ways. I am very attracted to women who are open minded with a bit of an edge to them but a good heart too. Tattoos are great and I actually have three (not where you can see them unless my shirt is off though). A woman who loves Rock and Roll is divine to me :) I enjoy doing a ton of things: bars, movies, festivals, concerts, clubs, anything outdoors, and more. If you want to get to know a very unique man then don't be shy and say hello when you get the chance why don't ya? You won't be disappointed since I can assure you that I am at least 2% cuter in person. I know you're thinking “but that's just not possible!” but somehow it is ;) I even have the certificate to prove it signed by Elvis, Tupac and Biggie.
Play laser tag, dressed as ninjas, wearing sombreros, while riding dolphins. Yes I can make this happen.
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