007_Darren: I won't bite. Unless you're into that ;)
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Chicago, Illinois
Details
36 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Mixed race Aquarius with Black hair
Intent
007_Darren Wants a relationship
Education
Masters degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Education


dating
Waiting for a booze cruise at Navy Pier. I'm almost on a boat!






I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language French  



About Darren
Tyranny of Choices. Look it up ladies. My sense of humor is very edgy and quick. Very twisted at times but never insulting.

I teach college but I am a really laid back and goofy guy. When I tell people what I do for a living they are usually shocked because my personality is far from the stereotype that it is ridiculous.I draw a lot and I actually taught myself how starting in 7th grade. Used to study it in college and I wanted to be a comic book illustrator. Then I pivoted towards the social sciences since it was more secure job-wise. Here is a link to my drawings if you want to check them out :

http://deviantclown.deviantart.com/gallery/

I have played the guitar since I was 16 and I have taken some classes at the Old Town School of Music. One of my pictures is from a gig we performed at the end of one of the classes. I also sing pretty well and I will rock out karaoke anytime any place. My musical tastes are all over the place but I really like anything that rocks and a lot of EDM too.

I love animals especially dogs. My guy is a flat coated retriever who is going on 12 years old. His name is Chewbacca (what a wookie!). If you do not like dogs specifically I cannot imagine that we will get very far. If you want to learn to love them I will be your guide. Heck some people just never grew up around them and I get that. By the way I can twirl nun-chucks how cool is that?

Most importantly, I don't trust people who don't like tacos. Seriously how can you not like them? They are like the inter-galactic food of peace man! :) I would love to live somewhere warm someday. If you live in Chicago and say you do not want to live somewhere warmer, trust me I won't let anyone know you are lying to yourself.

I am looking to hopefully meet someone with the chance of a relationship starting. I don't expect it to happen soon so in the meantime I am very open to just having fun. If I fall in love then great! I live in Ukrainian Village so I am a total city boy and all that comes with it.I have 3 tattoos and since they are not easy to see I might just have to post a shirtless picture to show you. Control yourself ladies, or don't ;)

So what am I looking for in a woman?

I love artistic and creative people who think outside the box. Intelligence is a huge turn on for me. Also uptight people really turn me off. A great sense of humor is a must. I am a goofy guy, my lady should be able to keep up :)

I do think you should talk before the date. Why not? Why would you want to meet cold when you may have nothing in common? I am a big supporter of getting to know each other like that first. Not afraid of a phone call in the least. I am not attracted to superficial or materialistic people at all. I have a brain. I have ethics. I have values. I have honor. I know... I am pretty horrible :) Since we are on the subject of emoticons I do support them. Text communication is too hard to decipher we need these little dudes to help out. If you are an emoticon snob then suck on this :( :( :( :( :( and take a little of this ;)

First Date
Play laser tag, dressed as ninjas, wearing sombreros, while riding dolphins. Yes I can make this happen.


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