I am a dynamic entity, a phenomenon really, often seen scaling buildings and crushing ice.I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I win trophy's with my game-face alone!
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot a skateboard up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass harp, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work I fly B2 stealth bombers to third world countries for aid relief...free of charge of course.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby****and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery with nothing more then a toothpick, a small piece of old bubblegum and a spork, and I have spoken with Elvis. Well, your chance to live this life is now possible:-)
I'm cool...very laid back! I love music, art, books, tattoos and animals. I'm Very active...I just can't see sitting around watching paint dry or grass grow...life is too short to waste on reality T.V.!
I'm sensitive but not overly, I'm cynical but im a good listener...I'm a little sarcastic but I try very hard not to hurt people.I pay attention to detail...I truly care about people even when they suck! I'm loyal till the bitter end...no pun intended...lol! I'm as honest as I can be without hurting anyone's feelings. I love to travel, I've been to eleven countries so far...its my passion! I go to a lot of shows and concerts...music is life! I'm all set with emotionally disturbed people in my life...so if you have been told you're a headcase...keep it movin!!!:-)