First of all, I really don't mind if you hate my gym selfies. I'm in the gym 5-6 days/week, though mostly during working hours - lifting weights is one of my passions and they're there to show you what's going on in my life! Otherwise it would be just a picture of me browsing POF and looking discouraged.
Here's a little about me! Bullet lists are much less intimidating than paragraphs:
-I'm not a country boy...you'll never find me in a hoodie and a ballcap, I dislike most country music, and I don't watch sports
-I clean up well when the occasion calls for it. My clothes fit me properly.
-I'm not much of a drinker these days - I usually stop around 3 beers. The hangovers aren't worth it anymore! I'm 420 friendly, though...Less calories!
-I have a career, and I own a rental property in Sackville as well as a condo. I am actively gentrifying north end Halifax.
-I'm not a vegan, but I love vegan food. I cook, too. If you're under 30, I probably have the better kitchen.
-I know more about mental health than most care to. "I feel" statements out the yang. The gym isn't just for muscles, yo
-I read, I don't have cable, and I'm usually in bed by 12. Who wants to be boring with me!?
-I can download pretty much anything you'd ever want and I'm good at fixing things, computers especially
-I have a pretty good amount of relationship experience by now. My momma raised me well and I'll be nice to you. Maybe you'll get to meet her someday!
-All that stuff in my interests - I do it regularly!
Now here's a little about you (hopefully):
-You don't live in a 10x10 room with your only furniture being a dresser, a beer wall, and that pile of clothes over there
-You don't smoke (nicotine)
-You're past your "going out" phase, though nothing against that! I'm at an awkward age where I can get away with dating 22 year olds as well as 35 year olds, so..
-You have a good job and/or you're in your last year or two of school. I love nurses! You guys don't get the respect you deserve.
-You work out and/or you're into sports/fitness in some way. I may try to drag you to the gym some weekend. Don't be scared.
All that said, if you don't meet my ridiculous criteria feel free to message me anyway. Literally none of it matters if I think you're cute. Oh, well. Thanks for reading.
I should probably add this - no dudes! You're not the first to message me and I told them no, too.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
No pressure, and no big plans. Active stuff is cool for second and third dates.
We can put our phones down, meet up for drinks and sip them during awkward silences (if any). I will be sure to bring my questionnaire and list of wifely criteria for you to fill out. Bring a pen.
Really though, I've never been on a bad date. I'll probably know if I like you within 15 minutes of meeting you, but I always make the best of things!