Most definitely, I consider myself a pretty simple person.
I try not to ask for much. Sure, I endlessly hope Beibs would make even more music, and I wish Jason Statham would just concentrate on romantic comedies. But, don't you too?
Like many, I find it difficult to write about myself. So, I know this is a little unusual, but I feel that my friends can help describe me better, so I asked a few to give quotes about me. Ok, quotes...
"He's kind of an ok guy. I guess. On occasions."
"Don't you owe me money?"
"Hey! Hey, put that TV back! Honey, call 911, someone is taking our television.... No, not 811 ! I don't know, shirt and tie. Sorta good looking, but not really. Wow, he can run fast with that TV. That's actually kind of amazing. Nooo, Nine One One. Niiiiiiiiiine!"
Good friends.... but back to the profile.
First and foremost, the most important thing in my life is my 4 year old son-glasses. We do mostly outdoor activities together. Rarely indoors, because it seems pretentious. I do share custody of my sunglasses with my car dashboard, but there is no drama... unless it's cloudy.
I like to think of myself as a very hard worker. Though, maybe not as much as our politicians, who work endlessly for us. By the way, isn't it about time they lowered the minimum wage, and gave prohibition one more good try?
Like most, I would be happy to meet someone who I got along with. Someone who also thinks winter should just arrive already. Someone who thinks honesty is too rampant.
..... No offense # 3... but you are just an 8 that's been karate chopped and broken.
Anyways, let me get through the boring details here. I'm 36, never been married, no kids, and have worked at a hotel for 10 years.
I would never dare try to make myself seem exciting or even that interesting. Was I ever interesting? I'm pretty reserved with no drama. I know, it's not the winning personality everyone prefers, but surely some would appreciated it. Surely.
Doing this makes you examine yourself. I was trying to think how I got to this place in life. I'm not quite sure. I worked and went to college, then took a job and never left. In between I've tried to have fun with friends or family. See some concerts, go have drinks, play board games, go up north.
I never went out of my way to meet someone, and now here I am. Great choice, Chris! Do we get do-overs?
Life is definitely more enjoyable doing things with someone else. I would be thrilled to meet someone, and somehow she liked me, and I liked her. We get along. Seems simple.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Maybe you can buy me dinner... and some furniture.