I didn't expect this to be so difficult, to be honest.
Well first off, I'm 36 and definitely looking to build a strong lasting relationship, until I find someone better. I just think it's good to never be content in life.
I am very hard working, when I don't show up to my job drunk. My parole officer can vouch for this.
And I do have a college degree... from an online college.
Be assured, I have plenty of money, which my debt collectors have been kind enough to hold for me.
My family and I are very close. I try to see them once a week, now that the restraining orders have been lifted.
As for friends, I'm sure a lot of people say this, but I truly do have the best friends in the world... of warcraft.
Two important things. I know dating isn't easy. But I have always believed that communication is essential in relationships, unless it exceeds 5 minutes a day.
And secondly, honesty from the very beginning, is a must... so later on when I lie, you will be more likely to believe me.
Seemingly, I'm perfect, I know. But to be upfront, I may or may not be going to prison. Depending on how well my bribe goes. I hope that doesn't get in the way of our dating.
That's about it. I'm just a nice guy, who may be too serious at times, and sometimes misses the punch line. But I think I'm a good person, despite what those court judges keep saying.
..... If Abraham Lincoln was so great, why didn't he finish out the remainder of his presidency?
Anyways, let me get through the boring details here. I'm 36, never been married, no kids, and have worked at a hotel for 10 years.
I would never dare try to make myself seem exciting or even that interesting. Was I ever interesting? I'm pretty reserved with no drama. I know, it's not the winning personality everyone prefers, but surely some would appreciated it.
Doing this makes you examine yourself. I was trying to think how I got to this place in life. I'm not quite sure. I worked and went to college, then took a job and never left. In between I've tried to have fun with friends or family. See some concerts, go have drinks, play board games, go up north.
I never went out of my way to meet someone, and now here I am. Great choice, Chris!
Life is definitely more enjoyable doing things with someone else. I would be thrilled to meet someone, and somehow she liked me, and I liked her. We get along. Seems simple.