I like to diversify my portfolio with the "go big or go home" attitude. You must have the following minimum requirements in order to be deemed worthy of a reply:
1) Be insanely Fake.
2) Fake must be on the inside and OUT!
3) This is a continuation of 2, because I cant stress enough how awkwardly fake and plastic you must look and feel!
4)If you have read this far then obviously you are probably laughing. Or you really are that dumb.
5) I am a pretty normal dude, no baggage or creepy issues, great family, happy to be alive.
6) These numbers have now turned into my actual bio and are no longer my fake requirements
**7) Last but not least, please...have a brain. I enjoy an intelligent person with a good sense of humor, and know your physical boundaries. Yea, attraction is kind of important :) You know the drill.