Could you imagine if people were actually honest in these things? For the first time in history, I will be. This'll be record setting! I won't lie in my online dating profile! Pure honesty, here goes: I am working an unsatisfying job. I am not in any way distinct or special. I am not particularly intelligent, athletic, or attractive. I'm not tall enough to be tall, or short enough to be short, though I suppose that's relative. I have more X's than the Nation of Islam, and it wasn't them, it was me. I have moderate, really quite limited sexual skills. My income is meager. I have trouble concentrating, especially on stuff that doesn't interest me, like you telling me about your day. I will never cheat on you, but this is more due to a general lack of ambition than anything to do with my character. I enjoy professional wrestling, and consider it art if done correctly. I once got a "male yeast infection", but I cleared it up with some cream. I can do a good Gollum voice, but I have yet to meet a woman who is turned on by this. FINGERS CROSSED!
But I have lots of potential.
NEW FEB 2013: If you have Princess, Queen, Goddess, or Diva in your profile name, you come across as a douchebag. Just saying.