"I'm looking for a boring, unintelligent person who is down to be miserable and cry with me for extended periods of time."
That is not a serious statement. Please don't be boring, miserable, and cry for extended periods of time.
I'm not really here for snapchat nudes.
I think I would enjoy having a racquetball partner. Yeah, let's play racquetball.
I am in this area due to poor life decisions.
Have you read the Poetic Edda?
I like enjoying the moment and not taking things serious, until things must be taken serious. There is a unruly way to maintain good order and discipline while being footloose and fancy free, and I think I've got a good grasp on it. I think.
I take selfies because I am often doing something somewhere by myself or because my selfies aren't serious selfies. I'm trying to justify it, but failing.
How can people dislike dubstep? It's like there is a good song playing and you're enjoying it...boom! Transformers jump in and make the nasty with it. Dubstep is the sweet, sweet sounds of robot sex.
I enjoy a broad selection of music. Just not country. I can't get into it. At all. Recently I have acquired albums from: Coheed & Cambria, Jhene Aiko, EPMD, The Mars Volta, Common, Jay Z, St. Vincent, Bastille, and Justin Timberlake.
I came across this while gathering intel on women. By gathering intel, I mean stumbled across it. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/why-guys-on-another dating site-are-the-worst I hope I haven't send something stupid like this. If I have, I'm sorry. I must have been on one of my drinking benders with Toronto's Mayor, Rob Ford.
I didn't know what a "basic ****" actually was until I saw this on the Facebook. Good news is that I'm not basic.
This has all been provided for topics of discussion. Please do not send me "hey" and "how r u" messages. Those are horribly boring and really don't lead to good conversation.
I dislike first dates. Neither party is really comfortable. We should somehow skip them. I'll figure out a way to skip them. Or, you can? Or we could just duel. We can't Netflix and chill though. That's how you get pregnant. I got that Amazon Prime. Nobody is getting pregnant off that. It had actual stuff that I really want to watch.