"I'm looking for a boring, unintelligent person who is down to be miserable and cry with me for extended periods of time."
That is not a serious statement. Please don't be boring, miserable, and cry for extended periods of time.
I'm not really looking for anything, nor am I opposed. By that, I mean that I am not aggressively pursuing a relationship. But, I'm not afraid of one. I imagine it will fall into place whenever or wherever. If one did happen, I'd prefer it to be a serious one. It is nice to have someone to enjoy things and places with. Because I completely enjoy travelling and wandering places, like aquariums. There are two aquariums in the area that I would like to meander around. I am a fan of intimacy too. I feel it adds to the situation. That means that my "sleep around with everyone" phase is over and I can exert control over my urges. My ability to abstain also means that you can't use sex as a weapon. Maybe I'll hold out and you lack the will power. This has happened before with great results for me and devastating results for all womankind.
How can people dislike dubstep? It's like there is a good song playing and you're enjoying it...boom! Transformers jump in and make the nasty with it. Dubstep is the sweet, sweet sounds of robot sex.
I enjoy a broad selection of music. Just not country. I can't get into it. At all. Recently I have acquired albums from: Coheed & Cambria, Jhene Aiko, EPMD, The Mars Volta, Common, Jay Z, St. Vincent, Bastille, and Justin Timberlake.
I came across this while gathering intel on women. By gathering intel, I mean stumbled across it. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/why-guys-on-another dating site-are-the-worst I hope I haven't send something stupid like this. If I have, I'm sorry. I must have been on one of my drinking benders with Toronto's Mayor, Rob Ford.
I have vowed to find more outdoor activities to get into. Paddleboarding is one of them. I'm a fan of standing on a board and cutting through water. Just not surfing, I've learned that I have no knack for surfing. Archery is another that I've chosen. It should lead into bow hunting. Which leads to me eating more meat and I'm completely comfortable with that. I've also looked into many trails, mountains, and campsites to wander around.
This has all been provided for topics of discussion. Please do not send me "hey" and "how r u" messages. Those are horribly boring and really don't lead to good conversation.