"I'm looking for a boring, unintelligent person who is down to be miserable and cry with me for extended periods of time."
That is not a serious statement. Please don't be boring, miserable, and cry for extended periods of time.
I think I would enjoy having a racquetball partner. Yeah, let's play racquetball.
I am in this area due to poor life decisions.
Have you read the Poetic Edda?
I like enjoying the moment and not taking things serious, until things must be taken serious. There is a unruly way to maintain good order and discipline while being footloose and fancy free, and I think I've got a good grasp on it. I think.
I take selfies because I am often doing something somewhere by myself or because my selfies aren't serious selfies. I'm trying to justify it, but failing.
How can people dislike dubstep? It's like there is a good song playing and you're enjoying it...boom! Transformers jump in and make the nasty with it. Dubstep is the sweet, sweet sounds of robot sex.
I enjoy a broad selection of music. Just not country. I can't get into it. At all. Recently I have acquired albums from: Coheed & Cambria, Jhene Aiko, EPMD, The Mars Volta, Common, Jay Z, St. Vincent, Bastille, and Justin Timberlake.
I came across this while gathering intel on women. By gathering intel, I mean stumbled across it. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/why-guys-on-another dating site-are-the-worst I hope I haven't send something stupid like this. If I have, I'm sorry. I must have been on one of my drinking benders with Toronto's Mayor, Rob Ford.
I have vowed to find more outdoor activities to get into. Paddleboarding is one of them. I'm a fan of standing on a board and cutting through water. Just not surfing, I've learned that I have no knack for surfing. Archery is another that I've chosen. It should lead into bow hunting. Which leads to me eating more meat and I'm completely comfortable with that. I've also looked into many trails, mountains, and campsites to wander around. And, trap shooting. I do like breaking some clay. Update: I don't think I've got it cut out for archery. I could try shooting right-handed, but I was hoping to put that down in the lefty skill-set.
I didn't know what a "basic ****" actually was until I saw this on the Facebook. Good news is that I'm not basic.
This has all been provided for topics of discussion. Please do not send me "hey" and "how r u" messages. Those are horribly boring and really don't lead to good conversation.
I dislike first dates. Neither party is really comfortable. We should somehow skip them. I'll figure out a way to skip them. Or, you can? Or we could just duel. We can't Netflix and chill though. That's how you get pregnant. I got that Amazon Prime. Nobody is getting pregnant off that. It had actual stuff that I really want to watch.