shcallywag: Onward, we go
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Port orchard, Washington
Details
32 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Cancer
Intent
shcallywag is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Nomad
Profession
Conflict Resolution


dating
Wawa makes me happy.






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  



About Me
I have never been to the Pacific Northwest and am excited the explore Seattle, the mountains, and everything else that the area offers. I'm completely open to suggestions of things to see and do. An adventure partner would be dope. That way I don't have to cut my arm off if I get it stuck between two rocks while exploring. Advice on where to live would also be appreciated. I'm looking at renting not in Port Orchard or purchasing somewhere north of it. So far, the summer has been pretty great.

I am one of those people that is dedicated to their career and can absolutely appreciate if you are as well.

I had a lot of words here, but nobody ever read them. We're only judged by our pictures, so I put my best up for your viewing entertainment. ***Words are coming back. This profile is going back to being the lengthy beast that it was***

I've somewhat recently developed an ear for metal. Sicarius and the Amenta are my stuff right now. Taylor Swift is also on my play list. And, Katy Perry. And, a lot of late 90's to early 2000's rap and hip hop. And, a lot more weird stuff that doesn't mix.

I use the like feature thing as a reminder for myself to message you about something because I often forget what I wanted to message you about.

I ended a relationship that took the better part of four years last October. It made me sad. I attempted to eat my sadness away because I love cooking and eating. It didn't work. Instead, I got fat. I've since moved on and am now working on not being as fat. I like to keep some survival fluff around for the winter. That and it shows that I will cook you some blaze food.

I took the relationship needs assessment on here and it accurately identified the failings in my last relationship. Scarily accurate.

I used to get embarrassed about stuff, but at some point I stopped all that. I am very comfortable with myself, who I've become, and what I've done. If nothing else, it's good for a chuckle. I played the flute in middle school. I found an original Pound Puppy in a box that I had in storage for years. I once got arrested for underage drinking at an renaissance faire. I still like Star Wars. I still want a suit of armor to position next to a fireplace in my library(when I get one). I enjoy firearms and shooting them. I am probably one of the better cartwheelists that you may ever meet.

Please don't waste the effort of typing in "hey there :)" or something similar in a message to me. It's boring. I'll say "uh, hi?" and then you'll ask me how my day is going or how I'm doing, and then I'll murder a small fluffy animal in your name. Do you want that blood on your hands?

First Date
I dislike first dates. Neither party is really comfortable. We should somehow skip them. I'll figure out a way to skip them. Or, you can? Or we could just duel. We can't Netflix and chill though. That's how you get pregnant and that is not what I want at this point in life. Let's not jump into the kids thing, okay? We'll go a bit slower than that. Golly, it's only the first date. We don't need the added commitment of 18+ years looming over our heads to add to the already present awkwardness.