What we do will not matter if:
-You have more tattoos than me, or at least know what some of mine are. -You have at least one white trash hobby (ie. wrestling, Nascar, guns, etc.)
-You possess at least one concert shirt. -You laugh at me if I fall, but help me up.
-You are taller than me, and not skinny. -You have at least one geeky hobby (ie. D&D, comics, gaming, etc.) -You know exactly what listening to Soundgarden is good for.
- You love Tarantino films. -You make me laugh.
-You will be Flavor Flav, and let me be Chuck D. -You watch Adult Swim.
If none of this applies to you, keep searching and good luck (I am not that great of a catch anyway). Please do not judge. Everyone has standards and preferences. Mine are just unique.
***Having been on here a few weeks now, it is apparent I need to make this statement. I am NOT on here for random, brief intimate encounters (that is the best way I can think to word it and have it approved). I do not need help from the internet with that. And, I doubt most men do, either. I am interested in a best friend with whom I can enjoy many, not-so-brief encounters with. I assure you I am not a prude. Far from it. Very far.***