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| About | Occasional smoker with A Few Extra Pounds | City | orlando Florida | ||
| Details | 45 year old Woman, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Blonde hair | ||
| Intent | ODBKlokateer is looking for a relationship. | Education | High School | ||
| Personality | Profession | Bartender/Hospitality |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | No | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 8 years |
About Me
So you know, I am different and probably not right for you. I am fairly certain I am the only 44yo white lady in the world with a Wu Tang tattoo. I have read the Harry Potter books so many times I about have them memorized. I have a "nothing is sacred" sense of humor and an extremely foul mouth. I can quote Monty Python. I have no shame. Music is vital to me, whether it is a film score, punk, any kind of metal, or hardcore rap. I love Star Wars. Burping offends me, but I think farts are hilarious. I am addicted to roller coasters. I have no filter, but do know when to act like a lady. I adore animals and respect our planet, but I love meat and think paper towels are the greatest invention ever. I am a nerd, but not a sexually repressed one. I think the most important thing in the world is laughter. I like my horror movies with as much gore as possible. I frequently use obscene hand gestures in photographs, but I am very mature. I am not mean, but I will laugh at you, and expect you to laugh at me. I am not perfect, but I am worth the BS.
First Date
What we do will not matter if:
-You have more tattoos than me, or at least know what some of mine are. -You have at least one white trash hobby (ie. wrestling, Nascar, guns, etc.)
-You possess at least one concert shirt. -You laugh at me if I fall, but help me up.
-You are taller than me, and not skinny. -You have at least one geeky hobby (ie. D&D, comics, gaming, etc.) -You know exactly what listening to Soundgarden is good for.
- You love Tarantino films. -You make me laugh.
-You will be Flavor Flav, and let me be Chuck D. -You watch Adult Swim.
If none of this applies to you, keep searching and good luck (I am not that great of a catch anyway). Please do not judge. Everyone has standards and preferences. Mine are just unique.
***Having been on here a few weeks now, it is apparent I need to make this statement. I am NOT on here for random, brief intimate encounters (that is the best way I can think to word it and have it approved). I do not need help from the internet with that. And, I doubt most men do, either. I am interested in a best friend with whom I can enjoy many, not-so-brief encounters with. I assure you I am not a prude. Far from it. Very far.***
-You have more tattoos than me, or at least know what some of mine are. -You have at least one white trash hobby (ie. wrestling, Nascar, guns, etc.)
-You possess at least one concert shirt. -You laugh at me if I fall, but help me up.
-You are taller than me, and not skinny. -You have at least one geeky hobby (ie. D&D, comics, gaming, etc.) -You know exactly what listening to Soundgarden is good for.
- You love Tarantino films. -You make me laugh.
-You will be Flavor Flav, and let me be Chuck D. -You watch Adult Swim.
If none of this applies to you, keep searching and good luck (I am not that great of a catch anyway). Please do not judge. Everyone has standards and preferences. Mine are just unique.
***Having been on here a few weeks now, it is apparent I need to make this statement. I am NOT on here for random, brief intimate encounters (that is the best way I can think to word it and have it approved). I do not need help from the internet with that. And, I doubt most men do, either. I am interested in a best friend with whom I can enjoy many, not-so-brief encounters with. I assure you I am not a prude. Far from it. Very far.***
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