Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a proud member of the filthy Cajun folk. As such, I enjoy my fishing and hunting. I love my steak rare and I shave with a knife. That being said, I'm also kind of ****ing weird, even in this demographic. I don't give a lot of ****s, I'm witty, calculating, and honestly a bit insane. However, I strive to be a traditional gentleman in every aspect of my life. My morals regarding what a man should be are carved in stone.
I like coffee and movies. All of 'em. Great movies and movies so bad they're good. Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino are my favorite directors.
As far as music goes, I'm honestly kind of a fan of everything except country, but it's still pretty okay. Also, **** dubstep. Unless I'm drunk. Otherwise, no, I don't wanna go watch Sonny More fiddle around on his Macbook for two hours. I mean, unless you want to, 'cause I was just kidding. I'm all about that shit, ya. Currently I'm a big fan of folk and indie/alt rock. Damien Rice, Mumford & Sons, and Minus the Bear are my three favorites. Love my rap, too. Kanye West is the one true lord and savior and I pour a 40 out for Eazy-E every night.
I like piercings and tattoos and I swear like a goddamned sailor.
My first date? That's tough. It really depends on the girl. I don't rush into this sh*t or half-ass anything. I whole-ass it all. My personal favorite thing, though? Food. Definitely food. Preferably starting off with some mother****in' sushi, but I love to cook and, shit, I do that too! Good food always puts me in a great mood and usually offers some lovely conversation. I really like to talk and listen. Very few people can bore me. After that, I like to play it by ear. I love the park, I like movies.. honestly, I try my damnedest to have fun with everything I do. I mean, we can smoke crystal meth and torch cars if you want--I'll try anything once (let's not make a habit out of it, though; I hear crystal meth is a gateway drug). But no sugar on the first date; I'm a gentleman (unless you want to, of course; I'm a gentleman, but I'm not gay [unless you're, like, Brad Pitt with less herpes. Then I'll totally try that sh*tout])