About Me
Firstly, I'm not a tennis player.
Wow, it's hard being a boy on here. I hate to complain (not really) but sometimes it's like trying to run through soup. Maybe I should say something to stand out....
Fanny flaps.
And I enjoy playing the 'Guess the pub / pub toilet' game with your pictures.
I'm 28 and from London but moved to Malaysia for 6 years and now live in Bristol (for the last 10). I totally love a laugh, and want to meet someone who can laugh at themselves and probably laugh at/with me. I play the ukulele averagely, but cider will convince you, and me, that I'm destined for fame. Or infamy. Music is a proper passion - Ive been a hip hop kid for as long as I can remember (no gang affiliation currently, but always up for offers) but all sorts of music, as long as it has heart, is worth a listen for me.
There are so many things I want to do and achieve, places I want to go. I'm passionate about good things, small things, beautiful things. And look at all experiences with a smile and a story to tell.
I dont mind too much if you use text speak, or get entangled in the whole there / their / they're trap, but be prepared to get EDUCATED. However, if you ever use just the letter 'R' to mean 'OUR', you can just **** off now.
I'm proper alright, promise. You'll be glad you met me. Oh, and I love dancing. In the least Ricky Martin way possible.