About Me
I am not 6 feet tall, but I feel like that is the magic online height number you ladies are looking for. . . So you would "over" look me before even looking at me. I'm not short mind you; I'm four inches above your arbitrary height cut off. . . So if you like TALL Country guys Im your man
Seriously if you want a RICH guy and like weekends in Cape Cod, expensive dinners,and random trips to Aruba " it might be a good idea to respond to me. Have I got some guys for you,of course they are older. . .much older. . .and married. . .
It's not true that I JUST want to get laid. I want to be in love and hold hands and all of that stuff¦ and if we happen to have sex along the way --Great. Actually,better than Great I'm " kidding of course (about the holding hands thing. . .)
I am a normal guy, I get along with my parents, I have a job, I leave the toilet seat up and I like sports. Real sports " where people collide into each other and woman in revealing outfits roam the sidelines " but of course I never look. . .And if you came with me to a game I would say things like "No, who cares if a girl with fake breasts can do splits half naked in the snow and rain. . .All I care about is that I am here with you." And you know what the sappy truth is, that it would be true.
I like sports but I also like gossip. . .I am that guy that can hang with the guys, but actually loves dating women so I can read your US and Cosmo for celebrity gossip. Here's the dirty truth good gossip is just as exciting as a good game. . .If not better.
What I am looking for? A Indians or Nascar Fan