Age: 35
Age: 37
Slaphappyfuntimehour: .....
Occasional smoker with Thin body type
Lewisburg, Tennessee
35 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Libra with Brown hair
Slaphappyfuntimehour Wants to find someone to marry
Some college
Hopeless Romantic
Machine Operation

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  

About Me
Why hello there. Like everyone else, I have my own hopes, dreams, aspirations, ideals, and so forth. Not very cranky personality wise, fairly mellow, sometimes mischievous. My actual voice is soft spoken and low, so low that people have a hard time understanding, so, I use a heavier pitch, that honestly makes my throat hurt with prolonged conversation. Tall and semi thin, I do have some muscle, but, not as toned as I used to be. Usually t- shirt and blue jeans, favoring darker colors, or gray. I cook, clean and stuff, yep, housebroken sorta. Now for the potty training, I need help with that.

I am abit ditzie and dingy.

-I thought selfies were people masterbating a lot. I then realized they were photos done by themselves after several months, How I figured that out was quite humorous.

-I watched Alien when I was a kid under the age of five, I then spent until 8 everytime I had gas or a stomach ache thinking the Alien was going to burst out.

-I used to sit on cakes, if they were ever put somewhere I might sit I would sit on them, not on purpose.

-My uncles used to talk about riding hogs and picking up chicks. I wanted to be just like them, so, I made a mix tape of Bad to the Bone, Magic Carpet Ride. Saddled a hog named Sally, grabbed some baby chickens and rode around the yard with a boom box. My bottom has never been the same.

-I went to see Twilight thinking it was just a vampire movie with possible death and dismemberments. While there was a couple of boo boos, vampire baseball was quite humorous, Anna Kendrick and Bella's dad were awesome sauce. I wished when I lived in that area, that I called up my girl Buffy and poked sparkle vamps with sticks. It was weird I found everyone else, but Bella and Edward far more interesting.

-I then watched the Hunger Games, after awhile thinking it might be another Twilight, so I was quite skeptical and wary. I was decently surprised and found it quite enjoyable.

-Then I goofed up and watched Divergent, and promptly wanted to shoot myself. Seriously, I can not quite figure it out. I may have to explain it over dinner with you, for those that are fans of that series.

First Date
Well, my first date involved going to the movies. Being the teenagers we were we could not quite make it. We spent all night going at it, I have never met another girl quite like her that could just kick the stuffing out of me at Street Fighter 2. After running out of quarters, her mother picked her up, but, we weren't done yet. I snuck out of the house and ran over to her place and knocked on her window. And then it happened, I challenged her once again to Street Fighter. The action was hot and heavy when her father interrupted going for a sandwich. She had won, but, I felt I got some good shots in. After being chased out of the house, the night was done.

Oh right, what would be a good idea for our dates. Let's be adventurous, we can totally rob a bank. We can go pirating on the lakes or rivers, afterall boating accidents are on the rise, commandeering people's alcoholic beverages should be a public service. Pretty much down for anything. Zoo, art museum, coffee, donuts, hopping the fence of the impound yard to retrieve your car.

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