Why hello there. Like everyone else, I have my own hopes, dreams, aspirations, ideals, and so forth. Not very cranky personality wise, fairly mellow, sometimes mischievous. My actual voice is soft spoken and low, so low that people have a hard time understanding, so, I use a heavier pitch, that honestly makes my throat hurt with prolonged conversation. Here are some odd facts about me.
- When I was under 4 I watched Alien, I swore until I was 8, that everytime I had gas or something painful in my tummy, I thought the Alien was about to burst out.
-I have lived in 8 different states. One of those was Washington, I have to distinguish Washington as a state, rather than Washington DC. Otherwise the southern weirdoes have no idea that I am discussing a state.
-I find it odd that I can not speak multiple languages, yet, I can translate from written Spanish, Italian, German, and French to English.
-I have a rubber duck named Bob for a pet. You can squeeze him underwater and he fills with water, and makes a handy squirt gun.
-I do not watch TV. But, I do own one and have a lot of DVD's.
-I cook and bake stuff. I constantly bake stuff for my co workers for their birthdays. I am experimenting with Indian cuisine frequently now.
-I can ballroom dance allittle.
-my inbox is almost always empty, usually the administrative staff messages. I usually send out a message every couple of weeks when I find someone I might like to date. Maybe, the mass generic email is the way to go? Honestly, reading profiles trying to figure out whether we would have compatible interests just is not working.
-I find people odd. That is also fine because they think I am odd.
-I sometimes pull a straw out of my drink and attempt to duel people with it. Also, with lightsaber noises. Hello, my name is Enigo Mantoya, you keel my father prepare to die! Some manner of pop culture reference.
-I slump, slouch, a lot. I do this because I am tall, hate hitting my head on things. Also, to make myself seem smaller in relation to everyone else. Another thing I do is walk with my head down. I do this to duck as well as again seem smaller than I actually am. I am very non dominant.
/sigh. I guess, I have to put this here, but, I can date within the Columbia, Lewisburg, Pulaski area. Lawrenceburg and Ardmore are ok. Outside of that area, long term means throwing away my goals, career, and aspirations for you, or something not serious like concert buddies, canoeing while I look for someone more long term. I am near 34, I would like to settle down eventually. With that in mind, I am looking for something longer term, but, that does not mean, first date= committed monogamous relationship within a 24 hour time period.
Well, my first date involved going to the movies. Being the teenagers we were we could not quite make it. We spent all night going at it, I have never met another girl quite like her that could just kick the stuffing out of me at Street Fighter 2. After running out of quarters, her mother picked her up, but, we weren't done yet. I snuck out of the house and ran over to her place and knocked on her window. And then it happened, I challenged her once again to Street Fighter. The action was hot and heavy when her father interrupted going for a sandwich. She had won, but, I felt I got some good shots in. After being chased out of the house, the night was done.
Oh right, what would be a good idea for our dates. Let's be adventurous, we can totally rob a bank. We can go pirating on the lakes or rivers, afterall boating accidents are on the rise, commandeering people's alcoholic beverages should be a public service. Pretty much down for anything. Zoo, art museum, coffee, donuts, hopping the fence of the impound yard to retrieve your car.