Hello beautiful. Are you tired of all the profiles without shirts, without brains, without a career, without manners? Your endless journey for a cyber knight is over!
I’m a scientist, an artist, an engineer and a super geek. I’m successful, driven and energetic. I’m also goofy, fun and alert.
But wait! there’s more!
I’m not your average nerd. Although I am published in two major scientific journals, I train in hand to hand combat (Krav Maga) and stay fit both physically and mentally. I have a variety of interests and can’t be stereotyped.
If you send a message today here are just a few of the added benefits you will receive.
- Two beautiful Siberian Huskies (these are my only kids)
- Doors will automatically open for you, coats will come off and on like magic. Amazing!
- Answers to life, the universe and everything. I never stop learning nor will you.
- Outdoor recreations like scuba diving, paddle boarding and the beach
- Wine tastings, casino debauchery and numerous entertaining conventions
- Monthly trips to Disneyland. Thats right! Disneyland!
- A health conscious partner who contains zero trans fatty acids
- The support and encouragement to chase that elusive asymptote of mastery you always wanted
- Access to the classiest restaurants and the darkest dive bars
- Tentacles! Yes, I have several but they are not mine (honest! Im not Cthulhu)
Now you're asking yourself. “This is great but whats the catch?”
Well, I’m glad you asked. Here are a few things you won’t be receiving.
- Baggage, I travel light
- A narcissistic over confident partner, I’m humbly confident
- Mushrooms, sorry you have to pick your own
- Sports games, I have never been to a sport game
- Excessive video gaming, I have too many interests to play them
- A vestigial tail, I have all the right appendages for a male homo sapien
- Anger, I’m calm, easy going and action orientated
- Mercury or lead poisoning, I’m approved by the Mayo Clinic
See, no catches. Everything you want with none of the side effects.
Hurry and act now! Supplies are limited!
Nutritional facts are on the back: http://flic.kr/p/dPRbjg