I recently moved to Houston from Pennsylvania. I'm looking to explore this city and I'm accepting applications this week to be my tour guide. Interviews will follow. Eligible candidates have a good memory and also are smart and pretty.
After you're selected, we'll go somewhere fun where you can introduce me as your new Yankee friend after having dressed me up in little cowboy boots and a big belt buckle - that way you and I will already have an inside joke to share.
You'll go home after our day of fun and text your friends about me. They'll reply that I seem really sweet and witty and that you should probably go out again with me. That's when you'll laugh and say: "I was just thinking the same thing".
Drinks, coffee, ballgame, museum or a stroll outside