Beware! If you're turned on by a woman with quick wit and a little sarcasm (ok, maybe a lot) then you may just fall for me. Lol.
No, I did not click on you or your profile pictures. My finger slipped and the screen on my iPhone is sensitive......
I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship but I'm open to letting the chips fall where they may. I've got a thing for Marines.....
*Please, do not send any sexual comments, advances, or innuendos to my inbox.
NOTE: Some of you need to do a better job of editing/cropping your girlfriend, wife, babymomma', fiancé, jump off, etc out of your profile pictures. I can still see her.....
Allow me to answer some of the many FAQ and messages that I often receive (a little originality goes a long way fellas).
Q. Hi/Hey/Howdy/How's it going?/How's it hanging (nothing on me hangs)...
Q. Good morning/afternoon/evening/night
A. Back at ya'....
Q.How are you/How you doin'/What's up?
A. Fine, thank you for asking:)
Q.How's your morning/day/night/evening?
Q. What's your name?
A. I'm in witness protection, that information is top secret.....
Q. Where are you from?
A. Venus, aren't you from Mars?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Physical attraction is inevitable, but a genuine mental connection is hard to come by.