Beware! If you're turned on by a woman with quick wit and a little sarcasm (ok, maybe a lot) then you may just fall for me. Lol.
No, I did not click on you or your profile pictures. My finger slipped and the screen on my iPhone is sensitive......
I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship but I'm open to letting the chips fall where they may. I've got a thing for Marines.....
*Please, do not send any sexual comments, advances, or innuendos to my inbox.
NOTE: Some of you need to do a better job of editing/cropping your girlfriend, wife, babymomma', fiancé, jump off, etc out of your profile pictures. I can still see her.....
Allow me to answer some of the many FAQ and messages that I often receive (a little originality goes a long way fellas).
Q. Hi/Hey/Howdy/How's it going?/How's it hanging (nothing on me hangs)...
Q. Good morning/afternoon/evening/night
A. Back at ya'....
Q.How are you/How you doin'/What's up?
A. Fine, thank you for asking:)
Q.How's your morning/day/night/evening?
Q. What's your name?
A. I'm in witness protection, that information is top secret.....
Q. Where are you from?
A. Venus, aren't you from Mars?