I am the following: comedian, researcher, philosopher, analyst, avid reader, adventurous, lover, hater, unintelligible, intelligent, smoker, non-smoker, and writer, wrapped into confusion with sprinkled paradoxes. Read below for more reasons why:
Living my life in the metaphysical sometimes abstractly causes me to be unable to relate to you, please forgive me. It is not on purpose. I try everyday to understand, I even read your lips to verify your words. As I think, I just can’t grasp the concepts in which you so desire. Is it because I am lost in translation or rather it’s a wall of indifference, which caused this confusion? Please don’t leave. Leaving me only deepens my love. Although, your pain will heal, your desire shall divorce your motivations of another being, consequently; disengaging your consciousness of reality and thus leaving me with nothing, just a fleeting thought of love.
Life is a complex concept to understand but soon as its captured an idiot comes along and destroys the axioms the theory is based on; this idiot which can be an individual or a group, is/are confounded on the laws of personal perception of reality rather than the objective elements of reality for which these idiot[s] derives s/he wisdom; beware of these people they seem very normal to the untrained eye.
I was told once, that if you want to date women of quality you should be prepared to show your chivalry, so I did; and the results did not do much for me. However, when I returned to my jerkish behavior, women love me. Life is puzzling.