I'm sure all of you on POF are perfectly fine human beings, ahem,cough cough, but not all of you are a fit for me. I can be a bit picky, life is too short. I know what I want, and what I don't. If you find yourself fitting any of these things, we are not a match.
-You do not handle stress well, and freak out over every little thing. I am a laid-back, take-life-as-it-comes kind of person, and very slow to anger.
-You do not like children, animals, or the elderly. My children are awesome, I love animals and nature, and love hanging out at the American Legion. :)
-You watch Jersey Shore, the Bachelor, American Idol, or any show of the like. I don't like drama on TV, and won't tolerate it in real life.
-You think the word "ain't" belongs in any sentence. It makes my skin crawl.
-You are jealous or possessive. I won't run your life, and you won't run mine.
-You are intimidated by strong, independent women. I am not looking for someone to take care of me, nor am I looking to coddle a needy soul.
-You do not have a sense of humor. I'm sarcastic and don't offend easily.
-You have even one bathroom mirror self portrait pic (ugh!) I'm not interested in a cliche. I'm interested in an original.
-If you absolutely MUST have a bathroom pic, at the very least, put on a shirt, put the toilet seat down, and clean the mirror! And keep in mind, flexed muscles and duck faces are not attractive, and says more about you than you realize.
-You don't know what's going on in the world. Or you get your information from MSM. Same, same.
-I bore easily. If your going to spark my interest, your going to have to say something more than 'Hi'. I also do not appreciate being called "babe" "cutie", "sweetheart", "sexy" or any other pet name by a perfect stranger.
-You are under 30. I'm not looking for a boy toy.
And boys? Does it say ANYWHERE on my profile that I'm looking for "intimate encounters" or "discreet fun with a married dude"? No? Then ef off and don't email me!
No, I don't wear nylons. No, I don't have pretty feet. No, I don't shower in heels. And no, I won't tell you my fetishes.
And if your POF name is "rockhard4u", "longhard&strong", "lonelyguy", or "licksalot", You. Are. A. Tool. Also, if your shirt is two sizes too small? Tool.
Thanks for coming!
It has recently been brought to my attention that "wants to date but nothing serious" is some POF code phrase for "just wants to get laid". This is not the case for me. If I want to get laid I certainly would not troll around online for strangers. To me it means that I would like to date, take it slow, and if it develops, great. If not, that's ok too. I'm not looking to jump into a serious relationship right away. I am not clingy and am expecting the same, so if you want to get married tomorrow, I'm not your girl. And if your looking to just get laid, go bark up another tree.
I'm a fan of no pressure, easy going, meet and greets. Then go from there...
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