The following is a joke...or is it?
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.
Great guy seeking great girl!
I am successful in my career with the railroad and enjoy what I do. Been there going on 12 years now and plan on retiring there.
I love to go out on the boat during the summer and take the RV camping as well. I am in to photograhy and learning how to do macro.
I listen to classic rock and country mostly but like other music as well. Not much of a dancer but will go.
I don't have kids and cannot have any now. That does not mean I don't like them. Just didn't happen for me.
If I add you to my favorites list, I am interested and will likely write. I don't always have time to write right away. If you are interested too, let me know and I will be sure to contact you. Also, if you write me, please write more than a one-liner. I do. Thanks.
I know I am bigger than average but working on my fitness and heading back to smaller than average. I'm on the Medifast diet and working out. Prefer to meet someone that is average or smaller. Just my preference.
Lastly, if we start having conversations, please do your part to stimulate the conversation. If I feel like I always have to initiate then I lose interest. Sorry. It's a two way street for me.
One more lastly...if you are in a group photo(s), tell us which one is you in the tag line please.
Lots to know about me so feel free to ask anything. I am very open!!