Hey guys... nice weather we're having.
Offspring of immigrants. Random. Fiesty. Southern Belle with a strong accent. Educated. Aspiring billionaire. Witty. Sarcastic. Master of the poker face. Superwoman.
Strip clubs have the best wings. I like my whiskey straight. I can drive anything with wheels. I sell drugs for a living.
...but if I type it all here, we'll have nothing to talk about.
Philly made, Texas raised.
Please save your respectability politics.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Rob the National Treasury. Or brunch.