About Me
You Know You Are a Mexican When...
You share the same social security number with all your amigos
Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
You smell like BO all the time
You don't know what BO is
You have at least thirty cousins
You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
You run and hide when you see the border patrol
You see a fence and want to hop over it
You have crooked teeth
You are too short to go on rides in disney land
You mow lawns for a living
You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
You fart more than you breath
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
You use your lips to point something out
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
You have at least thirty cousins
You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.