Liars, cheaters and whiners need not apply!
Players, homeboys, gangsters, wannabe’s, hoodlums, swaggers – “It ain’t happenin fool; now pull up your pants!”
Vegetarians, it is admirable of you to stand by your morals however, I do not believe our personal preferences would mingle well, seeing as I am a carnivore. Live long and prosper!
A few things for potential men to consider:
- I am not your mama.
- Bare foot and pregnant does not compute.
- Skinny jeans on a man are a “oh hell no”.
- Girly, girl does not apply to me.
- I am not a booty call.
- If you cannot communicate; then with all respect, do f*ck off.
- I’m not your taxi
- If you are arrested for being drunk I will not bail you out.
- If you drink like a fish, find another fish to drink with you, not me.
- I’m not anyone’s sugar mama, pay your own bills.
If any of this offends you go cry a river elsewhere. Grow a set, and if it still offends you f*ck off, I’m not interested.
If you are incapable of keeping dates, promises and the like you need not bother.
A few things you should know I will not do:
- Call you daddy, I already have one thank you.
- Say things like foshizzle or other asinine words like it.
- Deal with your baby’s mama drama.
- Deal with any drama.
- Tolerate bs, lies, or cheating.
Also beware I am not 420 friendly – it makes me sick and smells like sh*t.
If sarcasm eludes you then be assured so will I. My entire profile/warning should tell you a few things about myself. I am sarcastic, blunt and I speak my mind. If that frightens you, run home to mommy please and leave me to the big boys
Enjoy and happy fishing!
To send a message to dncw2012 you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 28 and 38.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married