I moved here from the Seattle area about 2 years ago and will always consider myself a Northwest type of girl. I enjoy a number of things you will find in the "interests" portion of my profile.
I will say that I find myself gravitating more to a dominate, forward, almost aggressive partner. I've always been very independent but love it when my partner opens the door for me, helps me with my jacket, gives me his arm when we are walking, you know, that one thing....um....what's it called....chivalry, yep that's it! You have to be able to make me laugh, especially when I need it and be goofy and okay with silly pet names and me randomly spanking your ass just because you walk by. I have a very strong personality, I'm opinionated, hugely sarcastic and very dirty minded and want a partner that will compliment those personality traits in me. I like to give my man sh*t and tease him, it's like foreplay to me, so my partner has to be able to take it and give it back in return (the more I tease the more I like, I know it's juvenile of me but oh well, what's a girl to do?!)
User Friendly FAQ Section for Readers &/or Potiental Dates:
(please take the following how I meant it, first as an actual list of all the stupid things I get messaged but second, a look into my sarcastic humor....nothing more)
1. No, I'm not Mormon and have no desire to date an active member of the Mormon faith but keep on fighting the good fight!
2. No, I'm not interested in a threesome.....but thanks for thinking of me, that was sweet of you to ask! Oh and tell your Mom I said hey : )
3. Yes, I am aware that my profile is long, you don't need to inform me of the obvious. If you don't want to read it, don't, you're a big boy now and get to make those difficult life decisions.
4. No, I'm not looking to do porn or what you may also call "modeling" but thanks for thinking I could! (Is it weird that I find it flattering?)
5. Yes, they're real and no, you don't need to know how big they are but if you do everything just right and whisper sweet nothings into my ear you might be able to find out first hand.....did I just say that?!....first hand....get it?! If you didn't get it then it's best we part ways now because you're slow and I am....just that funny!
6. No, I am not looking for a FWB, random hook-up, one night stand, or want to trade pics. But I am in no doubt of your ability to find "Miss Right Now" on this site, so on to the next girl lucky enough to behold the breathtaking imagine, that is your c*ck
So, I guess if you made it this far, I didn't scare you off too badly!