Inside Ottawa revealed today that a local man has gone against the flow and written something interesting in his profile!
In an exclusive interview he claimed, "Forget all the profiles about fun easy going guys who play every sport and enjoy walking on the beach while listening to your favourite music ... blah blah blah." We have since received numerous calls from women all over the country wondering why someone would even attempt to write a profile that is actually interesting!
Inside Ottawa has learned that he has recently been spotted relaxing at a local restaurant, mountain biking on some great local trails, and relaxing at the cottage apparently oblivious to the fact that summer is solidly behind us. Luckily our reporter was able to stop him from heading out in his kayak in a toque and parka. A large fire was started and the pneumonia symptoms should be gone any day now.
Sources close to the man refuse to identify his employer but apparently he is actually employed. He also appears to have a car, and from what we can tell he does not live with his mother. He definitely lives in the suburbs but we won't hold that against him. One source referred to him as a "professional geek" but another one used the term "international man of mystery". At this point we don't have enough details to confirm either one.
One thing that has been confirmed is that he tends to go underground and drop out of sight for long periods of time, especially just after meeting the right woman.