Hi I'm Christopher or Chris,whatever floats your boat! I'm humorous to a fault! I say sh*tthat blows some people's mind! I am authentically different!
Let me show ! I quit High school and got a job at 16! I have an above average vocabulary! I'm redneck but yet, I'm preppy! I don't like manual labor or working for anybody other than my self!My bills get paid better than the average guy who works for The Man! I'm confident where it matters to me! I do what I do well or above average! My sense of humor gets me my tips! I'm not politically correct! I have a huge conscience so I can't do anybody wrong intentionally! I love cars and car research and stand up comedy and cheesy 70s and 80s soft rock! I love music and karaoke! My music is down below!
I'm not an outdoorsy type but could be swayed to involve my self in nature a little more than I do! I like things like A/C and heat. I've grown accustomed to such luxuries! I've got a Rock N Roll Heart! I Like country too but if I have a choice of Eric Clapton or Kenny Chesney, U can bet I'm going with Clapton every chance I get! I'm American Republican! I want to be in control of my future! I have my best interest at heart. I know what I like and if U are like me, U can't put a price on freedom! On the other side is my liberal side! My liberal side believes highly in charities! St. Jude Childrens Hospital in Memphis ,Tn because my daughter is in PERFECT health and some parents are not as lucky! I can't stand Obama! Not cause I'm racist,because I did like Herman Cain and love Ben Carson! While I'm not religious , I do believe schools should have a bible study to help steer kids from an early age in the right way!
I have a daughter as I mentioned. She is 11! My greatest accomplishment! My mother adopted her because my X wife was mentally ill and it was the best choice for her! Will explain later!
I'm affectionate with some people! I give what I get! I have no resentment! Life has been pretty cool so far! I don't come from a broken up home! I was raised in a loving home. Apparently I'm not good looking and wasn't destined to be so I built my personality around that! You can't help looks and genetics! I'm genetically challenged! My parents didn't make a good DNA Shake!
I don't really care about looks! U could be sexy as hell if our personalities don't mesh,we are back to square one! I need personality and sense of humor.I do have a type I like! 105lbs------175 NOT NASTY! Hygiene is important and if U don't know that wor, chances are, U may have a problem in this area! I'm not rude! I wont embarrass you,probably wont even bring it up! I want chemistry,not a sex thing. I was raised better than that! Inner core is what I'm judging! Maybe this is long enough? LOL I hope U read this instead of just judging a pic! Those pics don't even begin to tell U WHO I AM! Yours don't either! Judging looks may be why U are still single! God's greatest gifts are hidden,Looks are vein! OOOOHH A little hippie in me just escaped! I'm a 420 friendly(Google IT) I want some body who can be honest with me!
Steak dinner and a movie, karaoke, Comedy Club??
Fav music-Bob Seger,Bad Company, Allman Brothers,Motley Crue,Some Tu Pac,Norah Jones,Van Morrison,George Thorogood,Molley Hatchet,Carol King,Beatles,Dixie Chicks,BJ Thomas,George Strait,Toby Keith,Lionel Richie.Among many many other types of music some new,a lot more classic rock than anything but country is cool too!
My real signature song is Shame On The Moon from Bob Seger!
I am NOT Politically CORRECT BY NO MEANS! I know when to be pollite and well mannered,but I don't care what people think about me! I have a big fan base at work because I always say funny stuff. ! I'm unique!