Someone told me that online dating sites are littered with strange people, so I figured I should first filter out the weirdos by asking some serious questions. Please answer carefully:
1) Have you ever been a fan of Justin Bieber?
2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Jersey Shore?
If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test! If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!
When I'm not busy 'saving the world' I spend my time as Paralegal at a fantastic tech company in the Bay Area. Really who doesn't like sitting in a office trying to get to the next level of candy crush... and of course doing legal stuff at the same time.
I can make a mean fried chicken and probably the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches this side of the Mississippi. Oh and I love to bake, so you will have to be my 'taste tester', hope you don't mind!
On my days off you'll either find me with my friends or playing super hero's with my nephew and niece- my niece once told me wearing her shoes on the wrong feet made her wonder woman..
I am not offended by a dirty joke and have a few of my own. I am independent, but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on.
I will promise the following:
You won’t be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won’t even BE at the shoe store with me (unless you really, really want to! Chances are that I won't be at the shoe store unless I really, really need to)
You will see my smile far more often than my frown.
I promise not to be sarcastic ALL the time
I'm looking for a partner-in-crime, and my best friend.
Anyway, if you're easy-going, funny and love an adventure, feel free to drop me a line and tell me your story!